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April 10, 2026
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"[on the ship's klaxon sounding] I remember that sound! That's a bad sound!"
"Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it, okay?"
"Justin Long - Brandon Wheeger"
"Missi Pyle - Laliari/Jane Doe"
"Rainn Wilson - Lahnk"
"Sam Lloyd - Neru"
"Jed Rees - Teb"
"Patrick Breen - Quellek"
"Robin Sachs - General Sarris"
"Enrico Colantoni - Mathesar"
"Sam Rockwell - Guy Fleegman"
"Daryl Mitchell - Tommy Webber/Lt. Laredo"
"Tony Shalhoub - Fred Kwan/Tech Sgt. Chen"
"Alan Rickman - Alexander Dane/Dr. Lazarus"
"Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco/Lt. Tawny Madison"
"Tim Allen - Jason Nesmith/Commander Peter Quincy Taggart"
"Are we there yet?"
"Pedal to the metal, Commander."
"All systems are functioning Commander."
"A comedy of galactic proportions."
"The show has been cancelled... but the adventure is just beginning."
"Never give up, never surrender!"
"By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged."
"[to Jason, after Jason fights Gorignak] I see you managed to get your shirt off."