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"Jo mein juttha to kutte ka jaana. Aur jo main saccha, to teri maa ka khasam, bhenchod."
"Teri aur meri kismat to gadhe ke ling se likhi gayi hay."
"Jo agwai ka kaam kare woh hijra bhaisaab. Agar inki betti (beti) humein juttha bol dey to jindagi bhar jaaban say inki jutiyaan chamkayega Omkara"
"Hamari jaat to khoob pehchani aapne vakeed (vakeel) saab, par apni beti ke dil ki baat nahi jaan sake, kathor."
"Sarat ghoron pe lagaate hain, kathor! Seron pe nahi"
"Khaal udhed ke pinjar dhoop mein sukha doongaa"
"Badi lakdi mat ttha (uttha) Kaptan"
"Kitnay phone todayga Kaptan?"
"Bhaisaab: Jab ghodi ke khoor mein naal tthuke, to mhendki bhi paun tthaa (utthaa) leti hai bhaiyya"
"Indu: Hansi badi mehangi ho rakhi hai duniya mein"
"Kaptaan: Re Omi Roti Na Kha ke jaga(Jayega), Teri bhabi ne saag bana ke bheja teri Khaatir"
"Kuch kuch hota hai Rahul; Tum nahi samjhoge"
"You may not think of it this way, papa. But somewhere deep down, I think there is true love between them. They may not realize it but I feel really strongly about it. And I don't want to be in between their love story."
"We live once, we die once, we get married once and love, love also only occurs once."
"Vijay, tu kuch aisa kaam to nahi kar raha hai naa, jo tujhe nahi karna chahiye."
"Vijay: Aaj mere paas building-e hai, property hai, bank balance hai, bangla hai, gaadi hai. Kay hai tumhare paas?"
"Ravi: Mere paas maa hai!"
"Peter tum log mujhe doondh rahe ho aur main tumhara yahaan intezaar kar raha huun."
"Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum..."
"Jao jaake pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao, jisne mere haath par yeh likh diya.. [Mera baap chor hai.]"
"Main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahi uthaataa Dabar Saab."