Films Directed By Renny Harlin

"Meet Ford Fairlane. To his clients, he's the world's greatest rock n roll detective. To everyone else, he's just a dick."

"He's on the money, off the record, and over the top."

"Kojak. Columbo. Dirty Harry. Wimps."

"Neil: You couldn't even find a handle on a coffee cup."

"Jazz: Maybe I should be thankful that was a foodless kiss."

"[notices his strat] Hey Zuzu. I found my guitar. I found my guitar. [brings it closer and notices it's scratched] It's all scratched up. It's all scratched up."

"Have a Twinkie, Snapperhead."

"What are you two, Neil and Bob? Or is that like what you do?"

"I am so terrifical, I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE."

"Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my Dick Tracy?!"

"So many assholes, so few bullets."