"[into Jack's spy-camera, during end credits] Hey, look at me, Jack. What am I? [gruff voice] I am a frozen caveman! Study me, Jack! Learn how strange the Focker genetic code is! We are weird mutants who hug and kiss! We show emotion! [growls] Jack must learn from us, and chip away with his hammer of truth! Wooga-booga!"

"Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven."

"Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley"

"(to Jack) I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest!"

"We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL."

"I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."

"I said "No monkey business"!"

"Now, I've never met your parents, so I'm not going to jump to any hasty conclusions. But, like studying a frozen caveman, if I can see where you came from, I'll have a much better idea of where you're going."

"Dina! Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino! Shake a leg, woman!"

"Will Ferrell - Mustafa"

"First he fought for the Crown. Now he's fighting for the family jewels!"

"I'm Back, Baby!"

"Double-O Behave!"

"The return of Dr. Evil."

"The BRITISH Empire Strikes Back!"

"He's back, he's even bigger and he's up for it!"

"I'm Coming Again, Baby! [Australia]"

"If you see one movie in 1999, see Star Wars. But, if you see two movies, see Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me [tagline from trailer]"

"Mike Myers - Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Fat Bastard"

"Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell"

"Elizabeth Hurley - Vanessa Kensington"

"Michael York - Basil Exposition"

"Robert Wagner - Number Two"

"Rob Lowe - Young Number Two"

"Seth Green - Scott Evil"

"Mindy Sterling - Frau Farbissina"

"Verne Troyer - Mini-Me"

"Charles Napier - General Hawk"

"Teri Polo - Pamela "Pam" Byrnes"

"Blythe Danner - Dina Byrnes"

"Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley"

"Robert De Niro - Jack Tiberius Byrnes"

"Ben Stiller - Gaylord "Greg" Focker"