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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Igor Hiller - Lloyd Charney - Age 10"
"Stephen Root - Dennis Mansky - Head of NorthAm Robotics"
"Scott Waugh - Motorcycle Punk"
"Lynne Thigpen - World Congress President Marjorie Bota"
"One robot's 200 year journey to become an ordinary man."
"[announcing to all the Hogwarts students during the House Cup ceremony] Another year gone."
"Ian Hart as Professor Quirrell / Lord Voldemort (Voice)"
"Maggie Smith as Minerva McGonagall"
"Alan Rickman as Severus Snape"
"Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid"
"Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy"
"Richard Harris as Albus Dumbledore"
"Emma Watson as Hermione Granger"
"Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley"
"Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter"
"Let the Feast, Begin."
"Journey Beyond Your Imagination."
"Let the Magic Begin."
"[about to begin the Quidditch match] Now I want a nice clean game! From all of you!"
"Everyone's to keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing. Understand? If I see a single broom in the air, the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say "Quidditch"."
"There will be no wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few [looks at Malfoy], who possess the predisposition, I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. [looks at Harry, who is taking notes] Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough... to not pay attention."