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"She looked along a passage into the lovliest garden you ever saw."
"But she couldn't get through so she cried, and cried, and then---"
"Birds and Beasts start to the Animal Convention."
"And as she wandered on Alice thought about other children she knew who might do very well as pigs, till suddenly she came upon the Cheshire Cat."
"The croquet-balls were hedgehogs, the mallets were flamingoes and the arches were soldiers."
""Come on," said the Gryphon. Everybody says "Come on" here, thought Alice. I never was so ordered about in all my life."
"O, Mouse, do you know the way out? I'm afraid I shall drown in my tears."
"I wish my cat were here. She's such a capital one for catching mice."
"When I was little we went to school in the sea and the master was an old Turtle-- we used to call him Tortoise, because he taught us--boo-hoo!"
"Once I was--boo hoo--a real Turtle--boo hoo, boo hoo!"
"Who for such daintiesWould not stoop?'Soup of the evening,Beautiful soup!"
"Beautiful soup so rich'and green,'Waiting in the hot tureen."
"Off with everybody'shead!"
"Off with their heads!"
"Off with her head!"
"He only does it to annoy,'Because he knows it teases.'CHOSUS.'Wow! Wow! Wow!"
"And beat him when her sneezes."
"Speak roughly to your'little boy,"
"It's a Cheshire cat and that's why it grins."
"The Queen of Hearts,she made some tarts,All on a summer's day:The Knave of Hearts,he stole those tarts,And took them quite away!"
"The Duchess! She'll have me executed."
"What have you done with my fan and gloves?"
"The Dodo told me the best thing to get one dry is a Caucus race."
"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin: but never before a grin without a cat!"
"If it had grown up it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig."
"To much pepper in the soup--and in the air."
"Simon Russell Beale as The King of Hearts"
"You have to tread with care when dealing with cats, they have influence and are seen in all the smart places."
"If you drink too much from a bottle marked "poison," it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later."
"[some talking daisies insult Alice] Alice: If you're not quiet, I'll make you into a chain! [the daisies shut up]"
"Oh, what am I going to do, Dinah? Out of all the songs, I have to sing Cherry Ripe."
"[Looks out the door onto the garden full of visitors] How can they expect me to sing in front of all these strangers?"
"[While falling down the rabbit hole] I wonder what latitude or longitude I've got to? I've no idea what latitude and longitude are but they're grand words."
"Perhaps I've fell right through the earth and come out the other side. I shall have to ask somebody the name of the country. [talks to herself] 'Please ma'am is this New Zealand or Australia?'"
"And relax, a strong cup of herbal tea. It's what I used to do when I was on the boards"
"[to Alice] It's just stage fright. There's nothing to be afraid of, I shall be with you. It's all in the mind child."
"And remember Alice, what ever happens, flood or earthquake, the show must go on. [exits singing Cherry Ripe]"
"Oh dear, oh dear! I'll be so late!"
"Oh, my furry ears and whiskers, look how late it's getting!"
"Tina Majorino as Alice"
"Miranda Richardson as The Queen of Hearts"
"Martin Short as The Mad Hatter"
"Whoopi Goldberg as Cheshire Cat"
"Ken Dodd as Mr. Mouse"
"Geraldine James — Lady Ascot"
"Frank Welker — The Bandersnatch"
"Paul Whitehouse — Thackery"
"Imelda Staunton — Tall Flower Faces"
"Jim Carter — The Executioner"
"Michael Gough — Dodo Bird"