"Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I won't be there!"

"It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice."

"It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!"

"This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me!"

"We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!"

"I'm off like a dirty shirt."

"This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!"

"Good morning! Welcome to another day of higher education!"

"You buy everything, Steff. You couldn't buy her, though, that's what's killing you, isn't it? That's it, Steff. She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right."

"You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. I believed in you, I always believed in you. I just didn't believe in me. I love you... [kisses Andie on the cheek] Always. [starts to leave]"

"Look, I don't want to take you home. I mean, I'd like to be with you. If not here, somewhere else. Anywhere you want. I'm sorry. What can I say? I made a mistake. I overestimated my friends. I'm sorry. What, do you wanna hit me?"

"Well, listen, any girl who did that to me, I would not be too jazzed to hold onto, Blane. It's not worth it, man. I told you it isn't gonna work, you know. This girl was, is, and will always be nada."

"[to Duckie] You got a problem, friend?"

"A little, lingering doubt perhaps, Blane? You know, you gotta give her credit though. I mean, after you dumped her, she certainly went out and found herself what I'd have to say is probably the most interesting date that our generation..."

"[finishes stapling records to the window display] Applause, applause, APPLAUSE."

"[On the phone with boyfriend] Bondage has no place in my life. Since when? Since I spent the night tied up in the backseat of your car!"

"Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss."

"Bouncer at CATS: Love's a bitch, Duck. Love's a bitch."

"Principal: If you give off signals that you don't want to belong, people will make sure that you don't."

"He's Good. She's Good. He's just Duckie."

"He's crazy about her. She's crazy about him. He's just crazy."

"Blane's a pretty cool guy. Andie's pretty in pink. And Duckie's pretty crazy."

"The laughter. The lovers. The friends. The fights. The talk. The hurt. The jealousy. The passion. The pressure. The real world."

"Molly Ringwald - Andie Walsh"

"Harry Dean Stanton - Jack Walsh"

"Jon Cryer - Philip F. "Duckie" Dale"

"Andrew McCarthy - Blane McDonnagh"

"James Spader - Steff McKee"

"Annie Potts - Iona"

"Tamara Mello — Chandler"

"Dulé Hill — Preston"

"Gabrielle Union — Katie"

"Kimberly 'Lil' Kim' Jones — Alex"

"Usher Raymond — Campus DJ"

"Elden Henson — Jesse Jackson"

"Kieran Culkin — Simon Boggs"

"Anna Paquin — Mackenzie Siler"

"Kevin Pollak — Wayne Boggs"

"What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?"

"Stalking is illegal in all 50 states."

"I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."

"Who the HELL would nominate me?"

"Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET?"

"This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over."

"Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good."

"All you have left is a C-minus GPA with a Wonderbra."

"Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen."

"So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to... [Laney walks away]... embarrass me horribly in front of all these people."

"It's not about disrespect, it's just gas."