"So next time you see a shooting star, be proud of who you really are. Do what your heart feels is right, and you too shall become an Arabian Knight."

"[shouts] A CARAVAAAN!"

"A caravan! Food! Drink! Women! Heh heh heh!"

"[to Yum-Yum] Just like your mother, out here without a veil."

"Your bath's ready! The water's getting cold! Princess, he's a cobbler! [to Tack] Keep your eyes on your work, cobbler!"

"Ooh, get him, Tack!"

"A tack... a tack! But it's what you do with what you've got!"

"When to the wall you find your back, a tack, A Tack, A TACK! You have all you need, but it's what you do with what you've got! a tack, A Tack, A TACK!"

"When to the wall you find your back, a tack, A Tack, A TACK! Belief in yourself is what you lack! A tack, A Tack, and never look back!"

"Mighty One-Eye: [shouting] ONE-EYES... WIN AGAIN! And I shall conquer the Golden City!"

"Zigzag: O Great King Nod, have no fear. Zigzag, your grand vizier, is here! King Nod: [wakes up] What, what? [bored] Oh, it's you... Zigzag."

"Zigzag: O Greatest King of all the Earth, this low-born [uses cane to stop Tack from walking off] cobbler of no worth attacked me in the square today. Shall we take his head away?"

"King Nod: [wakes up] What? Oh, yes, Zigzag, if you really think so."

"Princess Yum-Yum: But what has he done?"

"Zigzag: [takes a tack from Tack's mouth] Attacked me!"

"Princess Yum-Yum: Really?"

"Zigzag: [hisses] Yes!"

"King Nod: [wakes up] AAAH! WHAT IF THE BALLS ARE TAKEN AWAY?! Zigzag: A way has never been found to take them away! What freak of nature could get up to the top of that minaret?[Thief actually goes OVER minaret]"

"Zigzag: And now, O greatest of the great, to rest you from affairs of state, I've searched the world and brought you thence, at no little effort and great expence, a play-thing! Princess Yum-Yum: [bored] Oh. Zigzag: From far south of Gaza, a bountiful maiden from [whispers lecherously into King Nod's ear] Mombasa! King Nod: Oh-oh-oh! Mombasa!"

"Princess Yum-Yum: Who is this? Zigzag: O Greatest King of all the Earth, this low-born [uses cane to stop Tack from walking off] cobbler of no worth attacked me in the square today. Shall we take his head away? King Nod: [wakes up] What? No. Yes, Zigzag, if you really think so. Princess Yum-Yum: But what has he done? Zigzag: [takes a tack from Tack's mouth] Attacked me! Princess Yum-Yum: [skeptical] Really? Zigzag: [hisses] Yes!"

"Dying Soldier: [approaching King Nod] One...[stretching down his left lower eyelid] Eye... Zigzag:[squinting each of his eyes at a time in puzzlement] One eye? Dying Soldier: Is...coming! Princess Yum-Yum: [squinting her left eye in puzzlement] One eye? Princess Yum-Yum's Nanny: [adjusting her spectacles in puzzlement] Eye? King Nod: [gasping in horror] One-Eye! Aah! The dream! The nightmare! [Then rushes to the balcony as the dying soldier drops dead. His face turns pale as he gazes outside and finds the minaret bare] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE BALLS ARE GONE! My kingdom will come to destruction and DEATH!"

"King Nod: [speaking of the missing Golden Balls upon Zigzag's arrival] You're here, Zigzag. But where are the Balls? Zigzag: Magicked away, my lord. King Nod: Magicked away?! Oh, no! Zigzag: Oh, you mustn't look so tragic. I am not unschooled in magic."

"King Nod: [speaking on the returning of the Golden Balls] I'll give you anything, Zigzag! Just do it! Zigzag: [face resembles skull] As my peril will be dire, you must grant my heart's desire! King Nod: Which is? Zigzag: I require, sire, your daughter Yum-Yum... [whispers] to wed. King Nod: [furious] You want my daughter? [gets up] NEVER! Zigzag: Never? King Nod: NEVER! EVER! [Zigzag chuckling] GET OUT! OOOOOOOUUUUT! Zigzag: Well, I just thought I'd ask. [exits] We'll see who wins at the end of the day! We'll see who ends up grieving! I'll go to the One-Eyes right away! I'm taking my balls and leaving!"

"Mighty One-Eye: [Zigzag presents himself before the One-Eye] Sorcerer? Zigzag: I conjure demons, and charm beasts! And birds of prey, too! Phido! Phido the Vulture: [makes Phido jump through hoops] AWWK! Zigzag: But as you see, that's not all I can do! Haha! Hee-hee! I have power over people, though they may appear complex. For me... they fall like playing cards... and I control the decks! [brandishes deck of cards, but they slip and fall] Zigzag: Ah! Eh-heh! Ho ho! Ah! Hee-hee! But all this is nothing, for now in my hand is the very key to the Golden Land! for no man can take it, no matter how great, unless he possesses these three balls... [presents balls] OF FATE! Mighty One-Eye: You say you can charm beasts? [laughs to himself, then Zigzag laughs to himself, too] THROW HIM TO THE ALLIGATORS! [The One-Eye's men take Zig-Zag to the alligator pit; Phido watches from afar snickering to himself]"

"Zigzag: O Greatest King of all the Earth, this low-born [uses cane to stop Tack from walking off] cobbler of no worth attacked me in the square today. Shall we take his head away? King Nod: [wakes up] Oh, yes, Zigzag, if you really think so. Princess Yum-Yum: But what has he done? Zigzag: [takes a tack from Tack's mouth] Attacked me! Princess Yum-Yum: Oh, really? Zigzag: [hisses] Yes!"

"Princess Yum-Yum: Do cobblers have names? Tack the Cobbler: [nods and fixes the nanny's glasses] Princess Yum-Yum: Well, what is your name? Tack the Cobbler: [holds up a tack] Tack. Princess Yum-Yum: Tack? Is that your name? Nanny: He doesn't have a lot to say for himself. Princess Yum-Yum: Tack. Tack the Cobbler: [Allied Filmmakers version] I'm Tack./[Miramax version] At your service."

"-Princess Yum-Yum's Nanny: Your bath's ready! The water's getting cold! Princess, he's a Cobbler! Keep your eyes on your work, Cobbler! Tack the Cobbler: Y-yes, ma'am. [after Princess Yum-Yum and Princess Yum-Yum's Nanny leaves] Nothing wrong with being a Cobbler. [sighs] Why can't I ever talk when it matters?"

"King Nod: [speaking on the returning of the Golden Balls] I'll give you anything, Zigzag! Just do it! Zigzag: As my peril will be [face resembles skull] dire, you must grant my heart's desire! King Nod: Which is? Zigzag: I require, sire, your daughter Yum-Yum... [whispers] to wed. King Nod: [laughing] You? Worthy of my daughter? A practitioner of the black arts? [laughing] No. She can only marry a man pure of heart. You will never marry her! Never! [Zigzag's face falls. Nod continues laughing] Not in a thousand years! [Zigzag scowls with fury] Zigzag: We'll see who wins at the end of the day! We'll see who ends up grieving! I'll go to the One-Eyes right away! I'm taking the balls and leaving!"

"King Nod: If only I had a son... Princess Yum-Yum: A son? Nonsense! Where do I find this witch? King Nod: The desert at the... What?! You?! Never, much too dangerous! Princess Yum-Yum: Father, I'm smarter than any man in the city, and faster than any of your clumsy... henchmen. King Nod: But you're so young, so, so... Princess Yum-Yum: So anxious, so excited, so ready to make you proud! You must trust me, Father. There is no one else."

"Princess Yum-Yum: And who are you? Chief Roofless: Well, I... I am Roofless, the chieftain, and this is my band of brigands."

"Zigzag: O, Greatest King of all the Earth, this low-born cobbler of no worth attacked me in the square today! [Pulls Tack over with his cane] Shall we take his head away?"

"King Nod: [muttering] Oh, well, yes, Zigzag. If you really think so."

"Zigzag: [pulls a tack from Tack's mouth] Attacked me."

"Princess Yum-Yum: Oh, really?"

"[Zigzag tries to have Tack executed, but trips over the cobbler's legs then falls on the floor, with tacks on his arms. Everyone laughed.]"

"Zigzag: Oooh! Ow!"

"Goblet: [to everyone, off-screen] Quiet!"

"Zigzag: [to Tack while holding him under his foot] You great fool!"

"[the Thief is climbing up the sewer pipes] Thief: Whoa! Mom! What are you doing here?! Thief's Mom: What am I doing here?! What are you doing here?! You never visit! You never call! Has ya got a girl yet?! C'mon! Hey, you look skinny!"

"[As ZigZag is showing his powers to King One-Eye] ZigZag: I conjure demons, charm beasts,[creates a hoop of fire] and birds of prey, too. Phido! [pulls on Phido's leash] Phido: C'mon, boss! I need a rehearsal here! [jumps through the hoop, his tail feathers are set on fire] Fire! Fire! Fire!"

"Mad Holy Old Witch: When to the wall you find your back, a tack, A Tack, A TACK! Princess Yum-Yum: How can we attack the One-Eyes? Mad Holy Old Witch: Belief in yourself is what you lack, a tack, A Tack, and never look back!"