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April 10, 2026
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"Dennis Miller"
"Grant Goodman - Clay Huggins"
"Jack McBrayer - Mr. Mendenhall"
"Chris Matthews"
"Mika Brzezinski"
"Kya Haywood - Dylan Huggins"
"P.J. Byrne - Rick"
"Brian Cox - Raymond Huggins"
"Scott A Martin - Wes Talager"
"Bill Maher"
"Ed Schultz"
"Rob Mariano"
"Wolf Blitzer"
"Steve Tom - Representative Ben Langley"
"Sarah Baker - Mitzi Huggins"
"I'm here to make you not suck."
"Katherine LaNasa - Rose Brady"
"Dan Aykroyd - Wade Motch"
"Kate Lang Johnson - Shana St. Croix"
"Karen Maruyama - Mrs. Yao"
"Nick Smith - Courtroom cameraman"
"Piers Morgan"
"Joe Scarborough"
"Willie Geist"
"Bachman & Turner"
"Dustin Milligan (uncredited)"
"Lawrence O'Donnell"
"Tzi Ma - Mr. Zheng"
"John Goodman (uncredited) - Scott Talley"
"Seth Morris - Confession Husband"
"In my lifetime, I have made over 100,000 phone calls, and maybe 1,000 of them were obscene. That's a very small percentage!"
"Will Ferrell - Camden "Cam" Brady"
"You know the difference between your mom and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow me around after I dump a load in it."
"You get my son to call you daddy, I fuck your wife!"
"Zach Galifianakis - Martin Sylvester "Marty" Huggins"
"Jason Sudeikis - Mitch Wilson"
"Dylan McDermott - Tim Wattley"
"John Lithgow - Glenn Motch"
"Taryn Terrell - Janette"
"Josh Lawson - Tripp Huggins"
"Tiffany Thornton - Meghan McCain"
"Sandy Bainum - Cindy McCain"
"Alex Hyde-White - Lindsey Graham"
"Colby French - Tucker Eskew"
"Jamey Sheridan - Mark Salter"
"John Rothman - Arthur B. Culvahouse, Jr."
"Justin Gaston - Levi Johnston"
"Kevin Bigley - Track Palin"
"Sarah Paulson - Nicolle Wallace"
"Brian d'Arcy James - Ted Frank"