Films About Badgers

"Now that's some good badger milk."

"Ron Rogge as Patrolman Jaworski."

"Philip Daniel Bolden as The Evidence Room Kid #2."

"Charlie Stewart as The Evidence Room Kid #1."

"Sebastian Jude as Lost Boy."

"Adam Sandler as Townie."

"John Farley as Other Mob."

"Norm Macdonald as Mob Member."

"Louis Lombardi as Fatty."

"Michael Caton as Dr. Wilder."

"Ed Asner as Chief Wilson."

"Guy Torry as Miles."

"John C. McGinley as Sgt. Doug Sisk."

"Colleen Haskell as Rianna "Hummingbird" Holmes."

"Rob Schneider as Marvin Mange."

"The producing team of Big Daddy has delivered another winner!"

"He wasn't much of a man... Now he's not much of an animal."

"Off-screen voice: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!"

"Mob Member: I don't want to be part of a mob to kill a black dude!"

"Gay flight attendant: [noticing Marvin sniffing a drug suspect's butt] I hope he's on our flight."

"Miles: If you don't wanna be my friend anymore because I'm black, you just let me know."

"Chief Wilson: Marvin, do you worship the Dark Lord."

"Townie: You can do it! Cut his freaking balls off!"

"Freeze Puke. Put down that VCR. Put it down. Oh you bought it did you?... Oh you have a receipt do you?... My mistake... I'm new on the force."

"Amy Poehler — Voice of Eleanor Miller"

"I really try to make movies that are for adults and kids. And you can do it. Because it shouldn’t be torturous to take your kid to a movie. We should all enjoy it. And my favorite thing is when we have a friends and family screening, when a little girl is laughing at a joke and she looks up at her daddy and he’s laughing, too. I’m like, ‘Yes.’ It’s great to have laughs for both of them. But, when they laugh together that is magic to me."

"This holiday, it's going to get squeaky."

"They're going to rock the boat!"

"Jason Lee — Dave Seville"

"David Cross — Ian Hawke"

"Jenny Slate — Zoe"

"Justin Long — Voice of Alvin Seville"

"Matthew Gray Gubler — Voice of Simon Seville"

"Jesse McCartney — Voice of Theodore Seville"

"Anna Faris — Voice of Jeanette Miller"

"Christina Applegate — Voice of Brittany Miller"

"Oh, Joel Miller, you just found the marble in the oatmeal! You're a very, very, very lucky little boy. You know why? You get to drink from...THE FIRE HOOOOOSE!!!"

"[Grinning] This is my new mop. My friend George, he gave me this mop. It's a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my old mop, I miss my old mop. But it's still a good mop. Sometimes, you gotta take what life gives you, 'cause life is like a mop. And sometimes, life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff, but you've got to clean it out. You gotta put it in here and rinse it out and start all over again. And sometimes, life sticks to the floor so bad a mop isn't good enough. It's not good enough. You gotta get down here with, like, a toothbrush or something, and really scrub, and if that doesn't work, if that doesn't work...you can't give up. You've got to run a window and yell, "HEY! THESE FLOORS ARE AS DIRTY AS HELL , AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!""

"WE DID IT! THE STATION'S OURS!!"

"[while sculpting a plate of mashed potatoes] This means something. This is important!"

"[Message left on Teri's answering machine] Teri! I'm sorry! Come on give me one more chance please! Come on Teri! Teri! Oh Oh I'm in hell! I'M IN HELL!! TERI TERI PICK UP THE PHONE!! PICK UP THE PHONE!! PICK UP THE PHONE!!! OH OH TERI!!!!!! PLE-HE-HE-HE-HEASE!"

"Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him as he's repeatedly CRUSHED and MAIMED! [almost tearfully] Hope you ENJOY IT!!!"

"[to Satan] Oh, shut up, you pinhead! You make me SICK!"

"Oh, no. What time is it!? [arm with a watch breaks through the wall, George looks at the watch] Seven THIRTY!?"

"You gotta grab life by the lips and YANK as hard as you can."

"Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs, all this week on Town Talk!"

"Look up! Look down! Now look at Mr. Frying Pan! [George conks Bobbo in the face with the frying pan] Uh-oh. Bobbo fall down go boom. Uuupsy-daisy...Aw, what's wrong, Bobbo? I bet I know! You're hungry, aren't you? [Bobbo honks his horn weakly] Have I got just the thing for you! Yes sir, clowns AND kids alike just can't resist the mouth-watering, lip-smacking taste of Mrs. Hackenberger's Butter Cookies! [He proceeds to stuff Bobbo's face with "cookies," which are actually dog biscuits; George has picked up the wrong box!!] Right, Bobbo? That's right! And guess what, Mom? They're nutritious, too! Just look at how much Bobbo here likes 'em! [cut to a revolted Bobbo] Mmmm, THAT'S GOOOOOD!! [Bobbo looks ready to vomit] And don't forget folks, there's a nifty surprise inside every box of Mrs. Hackenberger's...[notices his mistake for the first time] Heh Heh Heh, UH-OHHH!! [Bobbo turns and glares at Uncle Nutzy as if to say "WHAT Uh-Oh?!?"] Bobbo's been eating...YAPPY'S DOG TREATS!! [a look of horror crosses Bobbo's face, and he runs off to the "little clowns' room."] That's right, Yappy's Dog Treats! Your dog will love that real liver-and-tuna taste... [We hear Bobbo vomiting]... With just a hint of cheese...!"

"Sex with furniture, what do you think?"

"Joe Earley: [after cutting off a finger with a table saw] Can you believe this?! Would you look at that! Just call me "Mr. Butterfingers"! I think it's on the floor somewhere. Is my face red."

"Richard Fletcher: [sarcastically, after having tripped up Noodles Macintosh] Awwwww, did I do that? Oopsie!"