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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar — Roger Murdock"
"Lloyd Bridges — McCroskey"
"Peter Graves — Captain Oveur"
"Julie Hagerty — Elaine"
"Robert Hays — Ted Striker"
"Leslie Nielsen — Dr. Rumack"
"Lorna Patterson — Randy"
"Robert Stack — Kramer"
"Stephen Stucker — Johnny"
"Barbara Billingsley - Jive Lady"
"It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit."
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!"
"All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."