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April 10, 2026
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"[to Lorna] Now, I have no right in telling this to you. It's dangerous for you and it's dangerous for them, but I'm sorry I just couldn't stop myself. You can do what you want to, you can tell your dad; anything, I don't care. I just needed you to know... I don't know what I'm doing, and I love you."
"[to Michael] Why do you have to carry the burden of someone else's life?"
"Arthur Pope: Now, go out there and make a difference. Your mother and I tried. Don't let anyone tell you different."
"Annie Pope: What are we doing to these kids? They've been running their whole lives like criminals, and they didnt do anything!"
"Aren't we supposed to question authority? You taught me that! Who do you think you are, General Patton?"
"Jonas Abry - Harry Pope"
"Géza Röhrig as Béla Kletzki"
"It's an original ball for an original guy. It's the Marty Supreme Ball, not the Marty Normal Ball."
"Do you know what continence is, Wally? No? Every time I take a piss, I pull back, I hold my urine in, and I count to ten Mississippi."
"Let me ask you something. Do you make money at this little table tennis thing?"
"Larry 'Ratso' Sloman as Murray Norkin"
"Mariann Tepedino as Mariann"
"Timothée Chalamet as Marty Mauser"
"Odessa A'zion as Rachel Mizler"
"I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries. Some of them crossed me, some of them weren't straight. They weren't honest. And those are the ones that are still here. You go out and win that game, you're gonna be here forever too. And you'll never be happy. You will never be happy."
"When you see this woman act you'll feel like you got your cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner."
"It's every man for himself where I come from. That's just how I grew up."
"Ralph Colucci as Lloyd"
"Koto Kawaguchi as Koto Endo"
"Emory Cohen as Ira Mizler"
"w:John Catsimatidis as Christopher Galanis"
"Marinel Tinnirello as Not Marty's Messenger"
"Fran Drescher as Rebecca Mauser"
"Sandra Bernhard as Judy"
"Devorah Shubowitz as Norkin Customer"
"I'm going to do to Kletzki what Auschwitz couldn't."
"I'm Hitler's worst nightmare."
"I have a purpose. If you think that it's some kind of blessing it's not. It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through."
"Everything in my life's falling apart but I'm going to figure it out."
"I give you meaning, and he gives you money."
"George Gervin as Lawrence"
"Tyler the Creator as Wally (as Tyler Okonma)"
"Luke Manley as Dion Galanis"
"Karen Gillan as Felicia Gordon"
"Mia Sara as Sarah Krantz"
"Errol Shand as Lt. Wormsley"
"Craig Hall as Charles MacMorrow"
"Cody Flanagan as Charles 'Chuck' Krantz"
"Mrs. MacMorrow hired me to help her in the lodge. So this will be my workshop now. And I don't want you coming in and out of it, you understand?"
"Joel Tobeck as Sgt. Walker"
"Geraldine Brophy as Gracie"
"Carl Lumbly as Sam Yarborough"
"William Johnson as Clyde"
"Benjamin Pajak as Charles 'Chuck' Krantz"
"Well, it looks like a... Like a bloody water horse."
"Ian Harcourt as Jimmy McGarry"
"Chiwetel Ejiofor as Marty Anderson"
"[telling Angus a tale about the water horse] Aye, it was my Uncle Lachlan who first told me about them. Many years ago, there was a lost traveler, and he's weeping bitter tears, because he cannot find his way home. H-He'd given up hope. Then suddenly, who should appear at the bank of the loch to this traveler but a sea spirit. A water horse. Now, the traveler, no fool is he, knows that the water horse is a creature of magic, one that could grow 10 feet tall overnight. So the traveler, he feeds the water horse, strokes it, flatters it with compliments, and finally, the traveler says: "Incidentally, water horse, my dear friend, I'm wondering, if you've no other pressing engagements, could I trouble you to carry me across the loch on your back? Show me the way home?""
"David Morrissey as Captain Thomas Hamilton"
"Alex Etel as Angus MacMorrow"