"[practicing his superhero banter]"Well, well, well — if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!""

"He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."

"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."

"We're not your classic heroes. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys. We're the guys nobody ever bets on."

"Should we knock, or just let ourselves in?"

"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

"So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich??"

"Spleen, I won't stand behind you...but I'll fight alongside you."

"Invisible Boy, I think it's time for you to be seen."

"We're all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, 'That's right! I was there! I fought the good fight!'"

"There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us."

"You guys just be sure to jump in when the action starts. You do your share, we'll keep you around."

"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."

""Frack-u-later"...Franken-Puss!"

"Sweet dreams, lilac."

"Let's go see what's shaking at the chez casa Casanova."

"Guys, are you coming? Are you—? Great. Okay, fine. I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts alone. [hurts his crotch while trying to start up his motorcycle] Ow! Testicles rising...can't breathe...can't breathe."

"Well here I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!"

"People who don't close their mouths when they chew make me... furious!"

"[when asked by a reporter what his name and power is] "Hi, my name's Roy, and I'm in a super amount of pain right now.""

"I must have ripped the Q section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'!"

"I just wanted to say that I had a really great time tonight, and you were really nice to me, and I would love to, uh, take you out some time. But if I don't call you I just want you to know that it's because I'm dead."

"Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"

"I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one."

"I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!"

"Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"

"In my opinion, which used to matter around here, we shouldn't be flinging new memberships at every guy who puts together a pair of matching gloves and boots."

"Ooh — Mama Pajama! What kind of crazy-man blows up a crazy-house?"

"I guess from now on I ride in a wolf pack...of one."

"I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts... alone."

"Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."

"Okay, let's all be little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV."

"I will keep dreaming! I will keep dreaming, my friend! And when I wake up you better hope...you better hope you're... asleep!"

"Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."

"Oh, there's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."

"Earl Billings — Mr. Boats"

"Shari Springer Berman — Interviewer"

"Harvey Pekar — Real Harvey"