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April 10, 2026
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"Jake Johnson as Principal Dadier"
"Nick Offerman as Deputy Chief Hardy"
"Holly Robinson Peete as Officer Judy Hoffs"
"Johnny Pemberton as Delroy"
"Stanley Wong as Roman"
"Justin Hires as Juario"
"Brett Lapeyrouse as Amir"
"Lindsey Broad as Lisa"
"Caroline Aaron as Annie Schmidt"
"Joe Chrest as David Schmidt"
"Geradine Singer as Phyliss"
"Dakota Johnson as Fugazy"
"Rye Rye as Jr. Jr."
"Valerie Tian as Burns"
"Johnny Simmons as Billiam Willingham"
"Spencer Boldman as French Samuels"
"Luis Da Silva as One-Percenter #3"
"Johnny Depp (uncredited cameo) as Tom Hanson"
"Peter DeLuise as Doug Penhall"
"I had a partner! I would have taken a bullet for him! You I'm having a hard time not shooting!"
"This January, a buddy comedy without the buddies."
"Mari Morrow as Lola"
"Ken Lerner as Hank's Lawyer"
"Gerry Del Sol as Booking Clerk"
"Cleo King as Woman in Car"
"Brett Cullen as Heston"
"Matt McCoy as Robert Barton"
"Robinne Lee as Denise"
"Timothy Busfield as Charlie Reed"
"Eric Roberts as Nash"
"Bill Duke as Lieutenant Washington"
"Colm Feore as Detective Frank McDuff"
"Steve Zahn as Hank Rafferty"
"Martin Lawrence as Earl Montgomery"
"[Upon seeing Washington shows up with a hit squad] He Must've Grown Up In A White Neighbourhood [On seeing his being held at gunpoint] Oh, thank you Jesus!"
"[After firing off two shots an a senior woman's vehicle, making it skid to a halt] Ma'am, you may now, reprocure, your vehicle. [The vehicle instantly explodes]"
"Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your girlfriend walked. You got a job as a security guard at a hundred and eighty-two dollars a week. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man."
"[Recurring line] What the problem is?"
"[A tall woman is holding Earl up with one hand] Okay, put him down. [Woman looks at him quizzically] In a minute or, two. Don't hurry."
"I know baby. But I promise you. My life is already pretty much figured out."