"(Elle) Step 1. He's up to Harvard law, so I get in there too. (P.M.S. girls) Step two? (Elle) Make Warner reassess, impress him with my high I.Q. (Girls) Step 3? (Elle) Throw a great big wedding (Elle and girls) And invite all Delta Nu!"

"(Kate) Harvard Law School?"

"(Kate) That's great. Nice plan. Now can we think this through?"

"(Emmett) I got a chip on my shoulder. And it's big as a boulder. With the chance I've been given I'm gonna be driven as hell. I'm so close I can taste it. So I'm not gonna waste it. I got a chip on my shoulder maybe you should get one as well."

"(Elle) I have a 4.0 average."

"(Elle) Love! I'm doing this for love, And love will see me through; Yes, with love on my side I can't lose, And Harvard can't refuse. A love so pure and true. Don't lawyers feel love too?"

"(Kate) Yeah, in fashion merchandising. What makes you think you can do this?"

"(Emmett) Well I predict you will probably pass (Elle) Yes! (Emmett) In the bottom percent of your class. If you're going for mediocre, you've done great. (Elle) That's not fair! (Emmett) Look, they're laughing at me like they're laughing at you. You can't win if you don't follow through. Might I venture your vacation plans can wait?"

"(Elle) I never thought that I... (Warner spoken) uh honey... I'm not finished."

"(Callaghan) Oh dear! I fear my comment has offended. Hard to argue though when your emotions make you weak! Your employment will be very quickly ended. Once they see how your emotions make you weak!"

"(Greek chorus) Keep in positive. (Serena) As you slap her to the floor. (Chorus) Keep it positive (Pilar) As you pull her hair and call her whore. (Margot) You can take her in a fight (Serena) You and he will reunite. (P.M.S girls) You know we're right we're positive, we're positive."

"(Callaghan) This one is a win unless you're lazy. Grandma's broke she's got some hack from legal aid! Put her on the stand and call her old and crazy. Your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid!"

"(Warner) We both know why we're here. I see it in your eyes. I guess it calms my fear. To know it's not a surprise. Take one look at you, looking like a dream come true. Would leave me speachless like you always do. But know we're wide awake, and have some plans to make. Let's take some action baby. Now baby give me your hand. We've got some dreams to make true."

"(Callaghan spoken) Ms. Hoops, another hypothetical question, (sung spoken) Say they offer you a bundle for defending. A famous hitman for the mafia elite. Seems he missed his chosen prey killed a nun and drove a way running over three cute puppies in the street."

"(Warner) It's time to get serious, time to get serious, with you."

"(Elle) Omigod"

"(Elle, expecting proposal) Yes baby I'll give you my hand, wait WHAT!"

"(Enid spoken) What? You think I wouldn't defend him just because he is a typical man? (Callghan spoken) Oh you lesbian's think you're so tough!"

"(Elle) Violence is never wise. Not the way to win back guys. Anyway she's twice my size. Who's got a plan B?"

"(All sorority sisters) Omigod you guys!"

"(All sorority sisters)If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali-"

"(Enid) I did the peace cores over sea's inoculating refugees from family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees. I fought to clean up their lagoons and save their rare endagered loons and led a protest march against insensitive cartoons!"

"(Serena) Shh!"

"(Serena) Light candles in single file, don’t forget to smile! Lose the gum Kate , you look like the maid. Now prepare to serenade. Shh! (All sorority sisters) Omigod, omigod you guys looks like Elle’s gonna win the prize!"

"(Serena) Guys I’m serious!"

"(Sorority sister) Elle and Warner were meant to be."

"(Sorority sister) Not once ever has he hit on me!"

"(Serena) Shut UP!"

"(Margot) They're just like that couple from Titanic. Only no one dies!"

"(All sorority sisters) Omigod you guys! 2..3..4"

"(All sorority sisters) Daughter of Delta Nu! Soon to be fiance. Now that a man chose you, your life begins today. Make him a happy home. Waste not his hard earned wage. And so he does not roam, strive not to look your age. Still in your hour of need, let it be understood. No man can supersede, our sacred bond of sisterhood! Omigod omigod you guy-"

"(Serena) Guys, she’s not here"

"(Margot) Bruiser where is Elle? She doesn’t have an engagement outfit?! She is totally freaking out?! She’s trapped in the old valley mill?! Oh, whoops sorry. The old valley mall!"

"(All sorority sisters) Omigod dress emergency"

"(Serena) Dont take the freeway"

"(Sorority sister) Hey! Wait for me!"

"(All sorority sisters) No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize"

"(Elle) It’s almost there, but, this dress needs to seal the deal, make a grown man kneel. But it can't come right out and say bride. Can't look like I'm desperate or like I'm waiting for it. Ive gotta leave Warner his pride. So bride is more implied."

"(All sorority sisters) There she is!"

"(Elle) Omigod, omigod you guys! All this week I've had butterflies, everytime he looks at me it's totally proposal eyes! Omigod you guys. So help me dress for my fairy tale. Can't wear something I've bought on sale."

"(Serena) Love is like, forever this is no time to economize"

"(Four girls) Omigod you guys!"

"(Salesgirl) Blondes make commissions so easy. Excuse me, have you seen this, it just came in, it’s perfect for a blonde."

"(Elle) Right, with a half loop stitch on China silk"

"(Salesgirl) Uh-huh"

"(All sorority sisters) Omigod omigod you guys. Let’s go home before someone cries! If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies. Cause we love you guys"