"[When the turtles suggest that they may not be on board with the plan to kill all humans] Well that would mean......That I was wrong about you. [ominous pauses] And ya'll not as cool as I thought you were. And that right there, piss me off! [stomps out a fire hydrant]"

"Man, I almost thought you were cool. See you in hell turtles."

"What the hell are y'all doing?! Man, stop this "Kumbaya" and "love each other" stuff! Kill them fools!"

"This is insane. Turtle. Mutant. Karate. Teens. I want to know everything about you."

"[When a TCRI guard calls him Ratatouille] Don't call me Ratatouille."

"[from trailer] So you were baby turtles, who've made contact with mystery goo."

"Y'all some little tortoises, huh?"

"[from trailer] You want to roll with us? Humans are never going to like us. So I decided to kill all the humans and let the mutants rule the earth."

"[Ray Fillet is singing a sad song] Ray Fillet, shut your mouth! If I wanted to listen to something sad, I'd go listen to some damn John Legend or something, man!"

"[when telling the turtles his and the other mutant's origins; Leo and Donnie say that Splinter hide them from the world] Well not me. That sound like a punk choice. Know what I did? I beat that fool down. Touched that chin. Molly-Whopped him! [slams his claw on the table] Whop! Whop! To an inch of his life! [crushes a ketchup bottle] BOP! That's when I decided to kill all the humans, and let the mutants rule the earth."

"My son, Michelangelo, you have heart. Donatello, you have wisdom. Raphael, you have bravery. And Leonardo, honor."

"[to Michaelangelo] Hey! Don't use that word that way."

"Maybe you're not the only one who wants to be heroes so people like them."

"Micah Abbey — Donatello"

"Ayo Edebiri — April O'Neil"

"[upon seeing Superfly's gang of mutants] Oh my God, I'm going to win a Daytime Emmy..."