First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Hannibal Buress as The King."
"Paul Scheer as Marvin Masterson."
"John Ennis as Detective Donahue."
"Julie Galdieri as Cathy."
"Riki Lindhome as Linda."
"Mike Judge as Archie."
"Kate Micucci as Sally."
"Reid Scott as Brett Anderson."
"Debi Mae West"
"April Winchell"
"Nick Jameson"
"Chris Cox as Michael Jackson"
"Kevin Chamberlin"
"Howard Hoffman"
"Tress MacNeille as Melissa / Barbara Streisand"
"Bruce Vilanch as Himslef"
"Conan O’Brien as Himself"
"Jeff Glenn Bennett as Reverend Vandergelding"
"David Duchovny as Tiny Jesus"
"Andy Dick as Regina/Rex"
"Audrey Wasilewski as Rosie O’Donnell"
"Barbara Goodson as Elizabeth Taylor"
"Maurice LaMarche as Oscar Wildcat / Martin Duckstein"
"Jackie Hoffman as Lola Buzzard"
"Kevin Michael Richardson Stephen Arlo ‘Openly’ Gator"
"Jim J. Bullock as Adam Seymour ‘Queer Duck’ Duckstein"
"Billy West as Bi-Polar Bear"
"[while being forced to drink a potion] No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!"
"[tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots."
"Estelle Harris as Mrs. Duckstein"
"[shushing] Oh, hush yourself! Bitch!"
"Mark Hamill as Vendor / Owl Doctor / Police Officer"
"Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey. It's just rum."
"Tim Curry as Pecarry"
"Ulrich Wild (uncredited) as Bald Fan"
"Victor Brandt as General Crozier"
"Jack Black as Dethklok's original manager, Fat Fan"
"Malcolm McDowell as Vater Orlaag"
"Mike Keneally as Toki Wartooth"
"George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher as Metal Masked Assassin"
"Raya Yarbrough as Abigail Remeltindrinc, old groupie"
"Brendon Small as Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Pickles, William Murderface, Young Toki Wartooth, Charles Offdensen, Ishnifus Meaddle, Edgar and Eric Jomfru, Magnus Hammersmith, Dr. Rockso, Dethklok Minute Host, all Klokateers, Church of the Black Klok monks, old guitar teacher, strange man from Depths of Humanity, fans"
"Mark Hamill as Mr. Salacia, Senator Stampingston"
"Alvaro J. Gonzales as Trent Lane"
"Russell Hankin as Tom Sloane"
"Wendy Hoopes as Helen Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer, and Jane Lane"
"That's it. Must... contact... intelligent... life..."
"Tracy Grandstaff as Daria Morgendorffer"
"Marc Thompson as Anthony DiMartino, Timothy O'Neill, Kevin Thompson and Jamie White"
"Julián Rebolledo as Jake Morgendorffer"