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"[In one episode when talking to Boss] That Hughie Hogg is so crooked he makes you look straight."
"J.D. HOGG!"
"That J. D. Hogg is more crooked than a dog's hind leg."
"Buckle up for safety Flash."
"Judas priest on a pony."
"Enos, this is your commanding officer speaking."
"That's a big ten-four, little fat buddy. I'm a commin', I'm a comin'!"
"Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? He said, 'Was that you coffin?'"
"I'm in hot pursuit!"
"Don't you threaten me."
"Kew, Kew, I love it, I love it!"