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April 10, 2026
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"Walter Slezak — Sgt. Axmann"
"Bud Abbott — Al Stewart"
"Dorothy Shay — Dorothy McCoy"
"Kirby Grant — Clark Winfield"
"It's a giant sized joy!"
"Be happy go wacky!"
"Bud Abbott — Mr. Dinkle/Mr. Dinklepuss"
"Lou Costello — Jack"
"Shaye Cogan — Eloise Larkin/The Princess/Darlene"
"David Stollery — Donald Larkin"
"Barbara Brown — Mrs. Strong"
"William Farnum — The King"
"Your favorite SCREEN TEAM is on the SCREAM BEAM!"
"A DOUBLE-BARRELLED FUN BURST"
"M-G-Merriment"
"Bud Abbott — Buzz Kurtis"
"Bob Haymes — Jeff Parker"
"Jean Porter — Ruthie"
"Rags Ragland — Himself"
"Mike Mazurki — Klondike Pete"
"Marion Martin — Miss Milbane"
"Arthur Space — Director"
"I feel like a tin can with a dog's tail tied to it."
"They're Selling Vacuum Cleaners!"
"Brenda Joyce — Miss Ruby Burke"
"Jacqueline deWit — Hazel Temple Morrison"
"Bud Abbott — Slicker Smith"
"Lou Costello — Herbie Brown"
"That wild goose chase of yours is going to lay an egg."
"Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and suffering."
"Bud Abbott — Duke Egan"
"Lou Costello — Chester Wooley"
"A mounted fish? What whoppers that guy tells! Did you ever see a mounted fish? Did you ever see a fish on a horse?"
"A guy in a white coat is coming for him and I don't mean the Good Humor man."
"BUD ABBOTT LOU COSTELLO in the CHOKE of the Century!"
"Bud Abbott — Ted Higgins"
"Bud Abbott — Harry Lambert"
"Lou Costello — Joe Bascom"
"Luba Malina — Dagmar"
"[to Stanley] I'm going to make a hero out of you whether you like it or not."
"A Three Ring Circus of African Thrills and Laughs!"
"Abbott & Costello on the Silliest Safari Ever!"
"A Zany, Hilarious Romp!"
"Those Joy Boys are in hot water again in DARKEST LAFF-RICA!"
"Max Baer — Grappler McCoy"
"Buddy Baer — Boots Wilson"
"Shemp Howard — Gunner"
"Joe Besser — Harry"
"THEIR FIRST IN A YEAR...THEIR FUNNIEST BY FAR!"
"Bud Abbott — Tom Watson"