"Don't even think about it, skank. Now, listen up, you little emo cunt. I heard what you were saying to my boyfriend. You have got some nerve, but this, this is my money. If you want my money, you're gonna take it from me, not him. You think it's going to be easy to do that because you wear black make-up and cut yourself to sleep? You think you can take me because I'm a pretty girl? Well, go ahead, try it. I am begging you. The day that I've had, I'm just looking for an excuse to put somebody in a coffin. Though, by the looks of it, you'd probably like that. So, what's it gonna be, Hot Topic? 40 bucks worth of gas, or 200 bucks worth of whoop-ass?"

"[Last lines, when the Griffin's topiary waste splat onto the Chair with The End card] Bad kitty! Use the litter box!"

"[First lines, writing letter] Dear Lewis: Enclosed, please find one bus ticket and two silver dollars for your trip to Michigan. I'm really sorry about the loss of your parents. Your mom was my sister, so that makes you family. And I'll do my best to make you feel right at home. As Einstein said, life is like a bicycle. To stay balanced, you got to keep moving forward. And so will we. I look forward to meeting you. Your Uncle Jonathan. PS Sorry for the stain on the letter. That's chocolate."

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving."

"There's a clock in the walls. We don't know what it does, except... something horrible."

"[To Lewis] I can give you the right books, teach you the right spells, but that last 1%, that's up to you."

"An outcast exiled, enslaved, destined for revenge."

"Natsuki Kunimoto as Riku"

"Togo Igawa as Tengu Lord"

"This Christmas, seize eternity."

"Rinko Kikuchi as Witch"

"Shû Nakajima as Horibe (as Shu Nakajima)"

"Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Shogun Tsunayoshi"

"Hiroshi Yamada as Hara"

"Neil Fingleton as Lovecraftian Samurai"

"Tadanobu Asano as Lord Kira"

"Min Tanaka as Lord Asano"

"Jin Akanishi as Chikara"

"Kô Shibasaki as Mika"

"Masayoshi Haneda as Yasuno"

"Hiroshi Sogabe as Hazama"

"Takato Yonemoto as Basho"

"[To Witch] My Lady, Kai has returned."

"No one, but you and I, can know that you are, and will always be, the joy of my life."

"Keanu Reeves as Kai"

"Hiroyuki Sanada as Oishi"

"[First lines] Ancient feudal Japan, a land shrouded in mystery, forbidden to foreigners. A group of magical islands home to witches and demons. A nation of rival provinces whose lords were ruled by a shogun whose will is absolute. Peace in the realm is kept by the samurai, master swordsmen tasked with protecting their lord and their province at all costs. Should a samurai ever lose of fail his master, he suffers the greatest shame in all Japanese society. He becomes a ronin. And yet, to know they story of the 47 Ronin, is to know the story of all Japan."

"[To a bowing Kai] I would rather have been killed by that beast than be saved by a half-breed."

"Kai, forgive me for not thanking you for defeating the beast and saving my life. A samurai does not take credit for victories of others. [Presents Basho's sword to Kai] This belonged to Basho. A samurai wears two swords. [Kai takes the sword and bows]"

"Eric Etebari - Charles Talbot"

"Mackenzie Aladjem - Hayley Haller"

"Michael Paré - Detective Kurlen"

"Michaela Conlin - Detective Sobel"

"Laurence Mason - Earl Briggs"

"Trace Adkins - Eddie Vogel"

"Margarita Levieva - Reggie Campo"

"Frances Fisher - Mary Windsor"

"Bryan Cranston - Detective Lankford"

"Pell James - Lorna"

"John Leguizamo - Val Valenzuela"

"Michael Peña - Jesus Martinez"

"Shea Whigham - Corliss"

"Katherine Moennig - Gloria"

"Bob Gunton - Cecil Dobbs"

"William H. Macy - Frank Levin"

"Josh Lucas - Ted Minton"

"I checked the list of people I trust and your name ain't on it."

"Detective Kurlen: [to Haller in crowded elevator] How does someone like you sleep at night with all the scum you represent?"

"Matthew McConaughey - Mickey Haller"

"Marisa Tomei - Maggie McPherson"