"Morton: So it'll be first and ten, but it might as well be fourth and long! 'Cause it's now or never, it's do or die, and it's sudden death if that egg breaks open! Boy, that missed extra point sure looms BIG now! The excitement's building up in the-- Roy: Awwww, shaddap! We'll never get started!! -Super Mario World, "The Yoshi Shuffle""

"Oogtar no want be dino food!" ~Oogtar -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"

"Kooky, give ol' Koopa a Koop where it really counts!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"

"Wrench attack, Luigi! Let's tool on outta here!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"

"Invincible Stars? Invincible timing, Princess!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Tag Team Trouble"

"What you don't know, bird, is that us shrimpy guys can get super charged!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

"There, that oughta hold those fish-brained foes. Now to rescue Mario!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"

"Yeesh, what a mess! Am I glad I don't live here". -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"

""Oh, this is horrible! Koopa's so mean, I bet he's gonna turn Mario into a miniature poodle, too!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

"Never trust a Koopa unless ya check up on him!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"

"Get off my throne, you ugly upstick!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Never Koop a Koopa"

"I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"

"Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya, haha!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"

"This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree". -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"

"Oogtar! Why you scare me?" -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"

"Look at those dumb clucks hand over their life savings for a few brief moments of mouth-watering bliss". -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"

"Shake it up! Time is money!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"

"You!? What are you doing in my bag of toys, cave creep?!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"

"I'm sending you where the pecking's good. You can be free-range Chickadactyls from now on". -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"

"YIKES! Where's the lightswitch?" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"

"Thanks to us, Koopa finally gave everyone a show worth watching!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"

"Yeesh, forget it, Mario, it's outside!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"

"Poor dinosaur, he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"

"Why didn't Koopa invent vitamins first and fast food second?" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"

"Yoshi my name, cruising my game!" -Super Mario World, "Born to Ride"

"Clams, coins, old socks, we're givin' 'em away!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"

"You're gonna wait a long time, Princess, 'cause these toys are going to my Koopa Kids on Koopa Kristmas morning!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"

"Way to go, Mario! You sure cooked his casserole!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"

"Hey, thirty-love, Princess! That Fire Plant serving machine sure was a good idea!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"

"Give up, Mario, she's whooping you bad!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"

"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"

"I was so sure that we'd have a great crop, that I told the cave people they didn't have to save berries anymore, and they didn't. They don't have any food stored for the winter! And it's all my fault!" -Super Mario World, "Gopher Bash"

"Well, like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"

"You traded our chest full of coins for this? Shame on you!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"

"Yoshi like motocycle, go Vawooom!" -Super Mario World, "Born to Ride"

"Yoshi hear Oogtar too good! Huh, who need telephone?" -Super Mario World, "Party Line"

"OK, I ready to order. Four coconut shakes, six order papaya fries, and eight Egg Scoopa Koopas!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"

"Yoshi be brave, and find friends. I go up triangle block". -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"

"Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"

"Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"

"Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"

"Have a merry Cave Christmas, Bone Brain! Remember, 'Oogtar' said backwards is 'rat goo'!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"

"Large-brained clutzes! I am not part of your stupid act! I am the ringmaster, the greatest ringmaster of them all at the greatest circus of them all! I am your fearless leader! Your master of pump and ceremony! I am to be treated with...respect!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"

"Come one, come all, to the greatest circus of them all: the Koopaling Bros. Circus, greatest show in Dinosaur Land! Because of me, Big Mouth, the greatest ringleader of them all, master tamer of dangerous dinosaurs, mastermind of the amazing Mech-Koopas, lord of all he surveys, proveyor of--" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"

"On to the next act, folks! There'll be lots of audience participation! Fun for all and all for fun! The time of your life, the last time of your life!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"

"Iggy: Cross Oogtar... Lemmy: ...with broccoli... Iggy + Lemmy: ...and get Oogly! -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning""

"Wait, I'm just about to finish! This big, BIG finish! In this corner, the Tyrannosaurus Twins, a totally terrific twosome, a terrifying..." ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"

"Ah, worthless Koopa junk!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"