"[Pulls out a pistol and imitates John Wayne] Hold it right there, pilgrim. I'm not gonna hurt ya. Naw, I'm not gonna hurt ya. [Fires gun] The hell I'm not!"

"Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun!"

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Adam Biesk as Ian"

"[After Leprechaun becomes a giant] What did you shoot him with, steroids?"

"Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night."

"The only whiskey is Irish whiskey!"

"[Drunkenly] Pour all you want, pour all you can, you won't beat me, 'cause I'm a Lepre- CAN... hmph... cahn..."

"She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice."

"The Luck of the Irish.. just Ran Out!"

"I'm going to have to make a few alterations, but afterward you should be able to bear a full litter."

"Kiss me, I'm Irish!"

"[Holds up his slingshot to shoot the four-leaf clover at the Leprechaun] Hey, Lep! Fuck you, lucky charms!"

"Ken Olandt as Nathan"

"[Correcting Nathan about the Leprechaun not being a bear who came into the house] Nathan, that was no fuckin' bear."

"[To her father, upon arrival to cabin] I am going to be miserable here. There's no swimming pool, there's no shopping malls, there's no cable. Bet you don't even have a TV. This sure ain't Beverly Hills."

"Warwick Davis as Leprechaun"

"[Phones the police for help] Help. Help. It's happening. The attack is on. O'Grady farm. Uh, send help. The leprechaun is attacking. Army, navy, guns, marines. And we're gonna need some medicine."

"Mark Holton as Ozzie"

"Jennifer Aniston as Tory"

"Have you seen a crock of gold lying around? [Ozzie shakes his head] Tell me or I'll bite your ear off, and I'll make a boot out of it! [Touches Ozzie's face who nervously laughs and run away]"

"We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. 'Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes."

"[Screams out while lighting a match] Burn in hell, you little green bastard!"

"One more thing, if I lose any more of my men, YOUR ASS IS GRASS! [Pauses, realizing that Dr. Mittenhand's only organic parts are his head and right arm] If... if you've even got an ass!"

"[In a little girl's voice trapped from a bag] I can't breathe. Please open the suitcase. I'm going to suffocate."

"You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold!"

"James Lancaster as William O'Day"

"Linda Diane Shayne as Nurse"

"Ian Gregory as Doctor"

"[Comes out of the chimney] Ho, ho, ho. I'm right here, and I ain't no Santa Claus. [Get shot by Nathan]"

"[Singing, to Alex] I got you in a bear trap / That'll make you shut your yap / I got you in a bear trap / You look like a stupid sap. [The Leprechaun holds a small ax] Oh, oh, it looks like you're hurt. Let's play surgeon."

"[Upon seeing Kowalski's remains after Leprechaun came out of his crotch] Damn. 'Gonna take more than penicillin to fix that shit."

"['The Leprechaun pulls his hand off the kitchen burner that's on, chuckling] We're cooking now, kids."

"You need more than a boob job, Loretta. You need a personality transplant."

"[Showing Bridgette the skeleton of William O'Day] A little family reunion. You have his cheek bones."

"A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! [Laughs] Happy St. Patrick's Day."

"[On the phone] Yeah, give me hotel security. Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. No, a LEPRECHAUN. Yeah, little green guy. HE TRIED TO KILL ME! [Realizes receptionist has hung up] Hello?"

"Richard Reicheg as Lucky"

"Roger Hewlett as Tony"

"Cry as you may, cry as you might; its going to be one hell of a wedding night."

"David Powledge as Frank"

"Al White as Desk Sergeant"

"Caroline Barclay as Caroline Sullivan"

"Randy Oglesby as Heyward Sullivan"

"Tony Todd as Candyman / Daniel Robitaille"

"Break the mirror, break the curse."

"Michael Bergeron as Coleman Tarrant"

"Brianna Blanchard as Young Caroline"

"I'd like a winter funeral."