"Baby, if you've ever wondered; Wondered whatever became of me. I'm living on the air in Cincinnati. Cincinnati WKRP.Got kind of tired of packin' and unpackin', Town to town, Up and down the dial. Maybe you and me Were never meant to be. Just maybe think of me Once in a while. I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati."

"Tim Reid - Gordon "Venus Flytrap" Sims"

"Howard Hesseman - Dr. Johnny "Fever" Caravella"

"Gordon Jump - Arthur "Big Guy" Carlson"

"Loni Anderson - Jennifer Marlowe"

"Richard Sanders - Les Nessman"

"Gary Sandy - Andy Travis"

"Frank Bonner - Herb Tarlek"

"Uhh-ohhhhh!"

"Skeeee-teeeer!"

"Mama, what have you done?"

"Thanks a lot, Mama!!"

"(Naomi is making her "Famous International Stew") The ingrediants are two cans of stew (pours in stew), canned peas (pours in peas), Mexican beans, (pours in beans) Ole! Saurkraut (pours in canned sauerkraut, saying in a deep voice) Ja Wohl! And for an Italian special (blows a kiss) Spaghetti- O's! (pours in Spaghetti-O's)"

"[To Thelma] NOW who's the tramp!"

"(after an unkind remark by Ellen) I'm gonna break your teeth Ellen, pass 'em over!"

"(to Eunice) You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the butt!"

"(to snobbish Nita Peterson) Nita, you've got a lot of class for a dame with a rip in her drawers!"

"Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just lovin' this!"

"(to Naomi) Your idea of a workout includes a man, a bed, and a cigarette afterwards!"

"Eunice, what a sweet thought. No wonder I love you best. You were my third born and you are my favorite. Third time's the charm."

"Naomi, What a sweet thought. No wonder I love you best. You're like the daughter I never had."

"Ellen, what a sweet thought. No wonder I love you best. You were my first born and you are my favorite. Should have quit while I was ahead."