"[to Brother Bear] Take it easy, Bear. I'll get you a doctor. Look at here, after you get fixed up, maybe you better take a rest. Cut out that revolutionary game and find our old friend Fox and talk it over with him. Maybe he can help you make up your mind."

"[to the Mafia before destroying them] Hello. What's the matter with you? You're not hard of hearing. Look, if you don't say "hello" by the time I count to two, I'm gonna bust you. One, two."

"No, you ain't! [he hits the boxer] We are!"

"[repeated line] Stop it, Fox. Stop it."

"Ain't this a bitch!"

"Preacher, why don't you shut up? [Preacher Fox: 'Cause I have an electric mouth!]"

"Ben, now, don't you go believin' that I'm shaky! I still got it, Ben! I don't lie to you, or God. I still take care of Rabbit and Bear, you know!"

"Huh. We can kill anyone we want?"

"I'm gonna be puttin' you back now, Ben! [replaces gravestone] Don't you worry 'bout a thing!"

"This is it folks!"

"BARRY WHITE and his men are bustin' out to win! They'll stop the man from calling them "Coonskin""

"If you've been shot on, passed on, gassed on, pushed on or red, white and blued on ... you're ready to turn on to "Coonskin""

"WARNING: "This film offends everybody!""

"Philip Michael Thomas – Randy"

"Barry White – Sampson"

"Charles Gordone – Preacherman"

"Scatman Crothers – Pappy"

"Philip Michael Thomas - Brother Rabbit"

"Barry White - Brother Bear"

"Charles Gordone - Preacher Fox"

"Scatman Crothers - Old Man Bone, Additional Voices"

"Danny Rees – Clown"

"Buddy Douglas – Referee"

"Jim Moore – Mime"

"Al Lewis – The Godfather"

"Richard Paul – Sonny"

"Frank de Kova – Madigan / Ruby"

"You can't do this to me! I was at Woodstock in '69! I saw 200 MOTELS! I know who I am!"

"Walker Edminston — Bus Driver / Jail Orator / Small Fag / Prospector / Mexician Official / President / Man in Elevator"

"Cynthia Adler — Lady in Car / Boss Lady / Small Dyke / Lady in Elevator"

"Robert Ridgely — Car Salesman / Man at Bus Stop / Negro Gentleman / Big Fag / Police Officer / Tank"

"Mark Volman — Duck / Side Hack Rider"

"Howard Kaylan — Willard / Nego Lady / Side Hack Rider"

"An adult "Cult Classic" that's a Quack-Up!"

"Wouldn't YOU Like a Good Duck Tonight?"

"Any resemblance to ducks living or dead is purely coincidental."

"Madder Than Daffy. Dumber Than Donald. More Existential Than Howard!"

"Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a faggot!"

"I've come a long way, baby!"

"These girls know where it's at by the time they're 11."

"I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, sh*t! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more"

"My achin' swastika! I thought bein' a nazi was all "zig, zig," and "sieg heil!" This is for sh*t! I better get my ass the f*** out of here!"

"Hey, you know the most interesting thing about smoking is that it causes excessive perspiration, and a person has to take off all of their clothes, or they could drown to death in their own juices."

"The amorous life and misadventures of a virginal young pinball player...his Chicks...his Chums and a host of assorted weirdos in all colors."

"It's animated, but it's not a cartoon. It's funny, but it's not a comedy. It's real. It's unreal. It's heavy. Heavy Traffic."

"More Spice from the makers of Fritz the Cat!"

"Heavy Entertainment!"