Strays (2023 film)

"This beer doesn't taste good, but I like how it's making me feel."

"Doug loves me. We have a good relationship. You just don't understand the situation, because if Doug's such a bad guy, [begins to realize] and he... he left me on purpose, and he hurt me on purpose, that would mean... that would mean... Doug doesn't love me."

"All my life, I felt like I wasn't worth anything unless I heard those words, "Good boy". But they never came. Well, he needs to know he's hurt me. He needs to feel my pain. And he needs to pay for what he did with the only thing he truly loves! I'm gonna bite his dick off."

"Hey, gnome. I'm your father. It's so good to finally meet you. Even under these strange circumstances."

"You a stray. You can do anything you want."

"Regg, you can learn how beautiful it can be when you're off the leash."

"Oh, we going to fuck shit up."

"Alright, guys. Let's show these humans they can't toss us aside without facing some bad fucking consequences."

"No, it's fine. Bella's young, and cute, and fun, so of course Jenna loves her more than me right now. And I get that."

"But what I really don't get is why Jenna thinks it's so adorable when she spins around in circles. Like I can do that in my sleep. You know what, it's totally fine. It's fine."

"[in Lassie-Style-Animation form] Shit! You look different, too."

"God saw! He sees everything!"

"That is just the classic toxic relationship. I should probably talk to him. I am a therapy dog."

"You look different."

"How so? Is it my human hands?"

"— Dr. Hagen"

"Will Ferrell — Reggie"

"Randall Park — Hunter"

"— Deliliah"

"Jack De Sanz — Munchkin"

"— Shitstain"

"— Underbite pound dog"

"Phil Morris — Bubsy"

"Unleashed in theaters this summer."

"From the humans who brought you Cocaine Bear & 21 Jump Street."