"Doug loves me. We have a good relationship. You just don't understand the situation, because if Doug's such a bad guy…"

"All my life, I felt like I wasn't worth anything unless I heard those words, "Good boy". But they never came. Well, h…"

"Hey, gnome. I'm your father. It's so good to finally meet you. Even under these strange circumstances."

"You a stray. You can do anything you want."

"Regg, you can learn how beautiful it can be when you're off the leash."

"Alright, guys. Let's show these humans they can't toss us aside without facing some bad fucking consequences."

"No, it's fine. Bella's young, and cute, and fun, so of course Jenna loves her more than me right now. And I get that."

"But what I really don't get is why Jenna thinks it's so adorable when she spins around in circles. Like I can do that…"

"[in Lassie-Style-Animation form] Shit! You look different, too."

"This beer doesn't taste good, but I like how it's making me feel."