Spaceballs

"Look your highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death; it's not us."

"I'm a Mawg. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend."

"[Indicating the suitcases] It's her royal highness's matched luggage!"

"Funny, she doesn't look Druish."

"[After Vespa blows away a group of Spaceballs] Holy shit!"

"Well, normally I would-- [tries to get up with his seatbelt still on] Oooh! That's gonna leave a mark."

"They've gone to plaid!"

"Nice dissolve."

"I'll have the cleavage, I mean the special."

"The s- That's what I ordered! Change my order to the soup! [Lone Starr: Good move.]"

"I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"

"King Roland: Please bring her back safely! [pause] And if it's at all possible, try to save the car. [whispers] It's not insured..."

"King Roland: I'm breathing! Air! AIR!!!"

"Druidian Priest: Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!"

"Druidian Priest: We are here to join these two together in holy—MOLY!!"

"Dark Helmet, Skroob, and Sandurz: [watching Mega Maid vacuum up Druidia's air] Suck...suck...suck!"

"Captain of the Guard: You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

"Colonel Sandurz: It's Megamaid! She's gone from suck to blow!"

"Colonel Sandurz: [After discovering Dark Helmet playing with dolls] No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"

"Colonel Sandurz: Attention! This is Colonel Sandurz in forward command! Abandon ship! Abandon ship!"

"Diner Patron: Water, my ass! Get this guy some Pepto Bismol!"

"Princess Vespa: It's my industrial-strength hair-dryer, and I can't live without it!"

"Pizza the Hutt: Where's my money?!"

"Placemat in Diner reads: Spaceballs the Placemat; one of several references to film merchandising."

"Newsman: On a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretch limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death. Coming up, Pongo's review of Rocky 5... Thousand!"

"Vinnie: [To Pizza the Hutt] Mmmmm! You're delicious."

"Princess Vespa: I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns! [one of the incoming laser blasts singes part of her hair] My hair! He shot my hair! That son of a bitch! [Vespa proceeds to blast every guard Rambo-style]"

"The sign outside the church on Druidia first reads: "TODAY The royal wedding of Princess Vespa to Prince Valium TOMORROW BINGO""

"The sign outside the church on Druidia later reads: "TODAY The royal wedding of Princess Vespa to Prince Valium TAKE TWO""

"The bumper sticker on Spaceball One reads: "WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY""

"The bumper sticker on Eagle 5 reads: "I [heart] URANUS""

"President Skroob's sheet reads: "Spaceballs The Sheet"; yet another reference to film merchandising"

"President Skroob's toilet paper roll reads: "Spaceballs The Toilet Paper" on all the sheets."

"The license plate on Vespa's Mercedes reads: "SPOIL'D ROTT'N 1""

"The towel seen when Lone Starr and Dark Helmet fight reads: "Spaceballs the Towel""

"May The Schwartz Be With You."

"Once Upon A Time Warp In Deep Space, The Struggle Between The Nice & The Rotten Goes On..."

"Revenge Of The Schtick"

"OH NO! A SEQUEL MOVES!"

"Schwartz v.s Gremlins."

"Guess Who's Back?"

"Coming Soon....ish?!"

"Mel Brooks - President Skroob/Yogurt"

"Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet"

"Bill Pullman - Lone Starr"

"Daphne Zuniga - Princess Vespa"

"John Candy - Barfolemew 'Barf'"

"George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz"

"Joan Rivers - Dot Matrix (voice)"

"nach einer langen Reise durch die Wüste: Lone Starr: "Wasser, Wasser..." Dotti Matrix: "Öl, Öl..." Prinzessin Vespa: "Zimmerservice, Zimmerservice...""