Postman Pat: The Movie

"I don't feel like a very happy man."

"[first lines] Lots of wasted time, space and energy here, Ben. Not sure even my machines can save this place."

"You are...Postman Clifton."

"Wool gathering. (laughs) That was rather good."

"My uncle was eaten by Dingos, Mr. Brown."

"[While showing Mr. Brown an image of the UDM 3000] This programmable postman is 10x faster than a human. The perfect worker."

"[After the meeting with Mr. Brown] SDS will use my robots, Mr. Brown. And once they've replaced your postmen, I'll replace you. [laughs evilly]"

"[Breaking the fourth wall] A robot would never embarrass the company like this."

"[After watching Pat's performance on TV] Yes. Yes, they do."

"[Introducing the PATBOT 3000 to Pat] The PATBOT 3000. This mechanical marvel will be taking over your postal duties. Temporarily, of course."

"[To Stagehand Robin] Lose the cat."

"[To Mrs. Goggins] Madam, this is private property and you are trespassing. Shall I ring someone to show you out?"

"[After firing all of SDS' human employees] [chuckles evilly] Robots, report for duty. We're taking over this operation. At last, no more inefficient humans cluttering up my mailroom. Now that everyone loves Postman Pat, they'll turn a blind eye as I replace every deliveryman in the Special Delivery Service with my glorious money-making machines! [laughs] Profits will skyrocket! The board of directors will retire that weak-kneed Brown AND PROMOTE ME TO CEO! And I won't stop there. We'll diversify into other businesses. We'll make automated Bank Tellers, Robotic technical support, even COMPUTER ANIMATED MOVIES! [laughing evilly] FLY, MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY! Today England, TOMORROW, THE WORLD! [laughs evilly]"

"[To Pat] Oh, no. You're not ruining this now. I've finally got that fool of a CEO where I want him. If it were up to him, SDS would stay a quaint little delivery service dedicated to Customer Service and The Human Touch. Bleh! [Pat: But I-I thought that's what all this was for. To help keep SDS the way it's always been.] Your publicity was to make people love Postman Pat. [Shows Pat a video of Patbots marching out of the SDS Sorting Office on his Phone] Now, I can replace all of SDS's human workers with Patbots! And when I become CEO, SDS will become the biggest, most Profitable company in the world!"

"[To Mr. Brown] Give me the SDS, Brown. The days of lovable friendly mailmen helping quaint country characters with their stupid little problems is over. The future belong to machines. AND TO ME!!! [laughing maniacally]"

"[last lines] You can't do this to me. I'm the future! I'll just move to America, I'm not even a bad guy there, YOU'LL SEE! I'll be back!, I'll Be Back I'LL BE BACK!!! Nobody understands genius."

"[first lines] Pat! Am I glad to see you."

"[as the people of Greendale confront him about the PATBOT 3000's behavior] Look, I know he's been a bit off lately, but this is Pat we're talking about. He'd never let us down on purpose."

"Pat's under a lot of pressure. I'm sure he'll be back to normal once this telly business blows over."

"Pat, you're not going along with this are you?"

"[first lines] Sorry, Dad. I'm practicing the trick shot you taught me."

"Are you sure, Dad? I'm getting pretty good."

"Dad, I don't play for Pencaster yet."

"[after hearing You're the One is coming to Greendale] Dad? Did you hear that? They're coming here!"

"Dad's muffed it. Hasn't he, Mum?"

"Jess? Oi, Jess!"

"[after seeing all the people of Greendale at the sorting office] It looks like everyone in town's here. I wonder what's going on Jess? [Jess meows 'I don't know']"

"[after the PATBOT 3000 has fired Ben Taylor] Dad, you can't do this. Ben is your best friend. You've always told the most important things in the world are friends and family. Didn't you mean it?"

"[repeated line] Meow."

"I'm gonna have to keep an eye on this Postman Pat."

"You should have stuck to letters, Pat! You need to be willing to stop at nothing to make in showbiz! I learned that from Hannah Montana."

"Jings, Crivens and help ma boab. He's a robot."

"This is just too good to be true! Postman Pat's a cheat! Robots can't enter talent competitions!"

"STOP! STOP THE SHOW!!"

"Oh my allergies."

"A talent agent with only one client?"

"Thought I sing a song."

"I've had a few dancing lessons too."

"Oh yeah, that was good. [Wilf hits his head] Ow! What'd you do that for? [Wilf: Don't clap for your enemy!] But he's good."

"[while playing a video game with Jess] Pat, your cat's amazing. He's already beaten Wilf's high score. What's his name?"