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""Do your powers include mind reading? Or did you just rewind because I tried to steal the cozy chair? Shit I'm confused..."
"Max Caulfield... Don't you forget about me!"
"This is bullshit! Fuck you, door!"
"My attitude is what makes me special."
"Fuck. This. Place."
"You know she's fake, yet you can't take your eyes off of her. Who else do I know who fits that description? Fuck off, Rachel."
"If you want to rip apart a family apart from the inside, it's important to bring the proper tools. Fuck you, David."
"I've never understood your hard-on for cameras, Max. You took a million pictures of us, and not one of them showed that you were gonna leave when I needed you most. Fuck cameras."
"Because you're not real."
"We're hoping you men will leave without us."
"Seriously, my uterus is on fire dude. Is that...uh... descriptive enough? En fuego utero, Skip! En fuego utero!"
"Je m'appelle don't give a shit."
"Let me dumb it down for you. I mean, sorry, what has fewer syllables than dumb?"
"“I don’t want to ruin this the way I ruin everything else in my life...”"
"How do you know which way is up when your whole life has been turned upside down?"
"”Insert insult here.”"
"Get your ass over here!"
"“Max, don’t insult me! Go on.”"
"Between the snow and eclipse!"
"I'll always believe you."
"you're the most amazing person I ever met."
"That's why you're Super Max!"
"Hey Max it's your man Warren."
"I know I'm a pain in the booty."
"You like to hurt people, huh? Like Max? Like Kate? Like me? Huh? Feel this, motherfucker!"
"I don't know. I kinda went crazy there...like Nathan."
"I don't know. I almost went crazy there...like Nathan."
"”Where else could I be? Go on.”"
"I'm in the Tardis, getting my Delorean ready!"
"Max... Imagine if we were in that Dark Room together... I have..."
"I said, get in the car. Now. We'll cruise to the drive in and you'll be close to me forever and we'll Go Ape Ape Ape!"
"Did that get you hot when you saw me fuck up Nathan? I did."
"I know I can be a pain in the ass... and... and you've always treated me like a person, not… not a beta nerd. I told you before that I'll always believe you..."
"I'm kind of over humanity today... Sorry to be a drama queen."
"Nobody cares about me. Nobody."
"Max, I'm in a nightmare and I can't wake up... unless I put myself to sleep."
"No wonder they call it a "web" - nothing can ever get out."
"It sucks to be dragged into the spotlight"
"I gave most of the flowers to the other patients here because they need them more than me. I'm keeping the balloons, though."
"I love that you stepped up to David, but it doesn't matter now. Nothing matters."
"You don't know who the fuck I am or who you're messing around with!"
"Don't EVER tell me what to do. I'm so SICK of people trying to control me!"
"Nobody would even miss your punk ass, would they?"
"Pussies can't fucking fight."
"It's cool, Nathan... Don't stress... You're okay, bro. Just count to three..."
"Don't be scared... You own this school... If I wanted, I could blow it up... You're the boss..."
"(Having been kneed in the stomach and shoved down by Chloe after the alarm has gone off) "Ugh, another shitty day.""
"Max Caulfield, right?"
"You're one of the Jefferson's photo groupies..."
"I take photos. Of me, the world, everything. It may sound sad, but I have a blast."