Funny Farm (film)

"Cue the deer."

"We came to Redbud filled with hopes and dreams of a better life. And basically, we've seen those hopes and dreams crushed and battered before our very eyes."

"Call me Mr. Lamb Fries!"

"You don't know a damn thing about writing! You're a goddamn schoolteacher, not an editor!"

"As a novelist, I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter."

"Being a fake is what I do best."

"When they say hardwood floors, what they really mean is hard, wood floors."

"What's going on, Andy...? You're sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism, and alcohol... and you're enjoying it!"

"Remember, Mrs. Farmer. Whenever you buy a house, whatever's in the ground belongs to you - whether it's gold or oil... or Claude Musselman. (starts chuckling)"

"Crocker: [reacting to Andy's anger about them, the movers, being late] You slept on the floor huh? We slept outside with the bugs and the wild animals. A bridge nearly killed us. Nobody knows where the hell Redbud is. And we haven't eaten since yesterday morning. So stay the hell out of our way and keep your mouth shut!"

"Mickey: This ain't a bridge. It's termites holding hands."

"Chevy Chase - Andy Farmer"

"Madolyn Smith - Elizabeth Farmer"

"Kevin O'Morrison - Sheriff Ledbetter"

"Alice Drummond - Ethel Dinges"

"Mike Starr - Crocker"

"Glenn Plummer - Mickey"

"Joseph Maher - Michael Sinclair, the publisher"

"Bill Fagerbakke - Lon Criterion"

"Nicholas Wyman - Dirk Criterion"

"William Newman - Gus Lotterhand"

"William Duell - Old Character"

"Jack Gilpin - Bud Culbertson"

"Caris Corfman - Betsy Culbertson"