About Last Night...

"This is Joan, my roommate. She specializes in unsolicited attacks."

"Bullshit. You don't know what love is. You've gotten everything you have always wanted and now you're feeling sorry for yourself because there's something you want and you can't have it. But you had it! I gave you love. But you asked me to leave and I left."

"Look, if he forgets to call one day, no big deal; two days, it's an oversight. Honey, he hasn't called you in three days; he's sleeping with somebody else."

"[to Danny] You know what your problem is? Your face. Come on, you're too good-looking. Girls go out with you and get nervous. They feel dumpy, they don't want to compete. They want a guy like... like me. A guy who'll make them look good. A basic Neanderthal type. The swarthy type. A man's man."

"It's about men, women, choices, friendship, love, last night..."

"Making love was easy...being in love difficult."

"Rob Lowe - Danny"

"Demi Moore - Debbie"

"Jim Belushi - Bernie"

"Elizabeth Perkins - Joan"

"George DiCenzo - Mr. Favio"

"Robin Thomas - Steve Carlson"

"Megan Mullally - Pat"

"Rosanna DeSoto - Mrs. Lyons"

"Tim Kazurinsky - Colin"

"Kevin Bourland - Ira"

"Catherine Keener - Cocktail Waitress"