"You see that sign up there? As long as that sign says "Sheriff", you can believe that there's law and order in this town. But without law and order, ruminate on that. Oh yeah. Starts out slow like a fungus. Somebody says a cross word, accusations start flying, neighbor turns on neighbor. Pretty soon, we're eating our children, and then dogs and cats will get together to create all sorts of unnatural mutant aberrations! [turns to Spoons] So you want somethin' to believe in, Spoons? Believe in me. [turns to the Dirtonians] Believe in that there sign. For as long as it hangs there, we got hope. [Rattlesnake Jake shoots the sign offscreen, the sign still hangs]"