"Intelligence is only their job."

"George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer"

"John Malkovich - Osbourne Cox"

"Tilda Swinton - Katie Cox"

"Brad Pitt - Chad Feldheimer"

"Richard Jenkins - Ted Treffon"

"[on the phone] I'm sorry, I don't know the number to, uh, my savings account because, believe it or not, I don't spen…"

"[panicking, after having reflexively shot Chad in the head] Oh, my fuck! I shot a fucking spook! Who the fuck are you…"

"I know who you are, fucker!"

"Intelligence is relative."