Teen Comedy Films

"Allison Janney - Ms. Perky"

"Daryl "Chili" Mitchell - Mr. Morgan"

"Susan May Pratt - Mandella, Kat’s best friend and Michael’s love interest"

"David Krumholtz - Michael Eckman, Cameron’s best friend"

"Andrew Keegan - Joey Donner"

"Larry Miller - Dr. Walter Stratford, Kat & Bianca’s father"

"Larisa Oleynik - Bianca Stratford, Walter’s daughter and Kat’s younger sister"

"Remove head from sphincter, then drive!"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Cameron James, Bianca's love interest"

"Heath Ledger - Patrick Verona, Kat’s love interest"

"Julia Stiles - Kat Stratford, Walter’s daughter and Bianca’s older sister"

"They're spitefully romantic."

"Romeo, Oh Romeo, Get Out Of My Face."

"I burn, I pine, I perish!"

"How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways."

"I happen to like being adored, thank you."

"You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?"

"It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention."

"What is it with this chick? She got beer flavored nipples?"

"No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas."

"Val Kilmer - Chris Knight"

"Deborah Foreman - Susan Decker"

"Yuji Okumoto - Fenton"

"Dean Devlin - Milton"

"Sandy Martin - Mrs. Meredith"

"Joanne Baron - Mrs. Taylor"

"Beau Billingslea - George"

"Stacy Peralta - shuttle pilot"

"Severn Darden - Dr. Meredith"

"Louis Giambalvo - Maj. Carnagle"

"Ed Lauter - David Decker"

"Mark Kamiyama - 'Ick' Ikagami"

"Tommy Swerdlow - Bodie"

"Patti D'Arbanville - Sherry Nugil"

"Jon Gries - Lazlo Hollyfeld"

"Robert Prescott - Kent Torokvei"

"William Atherton - Prof. Jerry Hathaway"

"Michelle Meyrink - Jordan Cochran"

"Gabriel Jarret - Mitch Taylor"

"It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility."

"MEET CHRIS KNIGHT, THE EINSTEIN OF THE '80'S. He can turn the simple into the simply amazing, and now he turns revenge into high comedy."

"When he gets mad, he doesn't get even... he gets creative."

"Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it."

"[to a girl at a party] Don't eat that. Don't you know that eating that can give you very large breasts? [looks down at her chest] Oh my God, I'm too late!"

"Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?"

"[to Mitch, as he is hanging upside down] Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity."

"If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host."

"I say we just grow up, be adults, and die."

"Greetings and Salutations."

"Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except date rapes and AIDS jokes."