"[Referring to the anti-radiation red cigarettes] I can't believe you've got to put this shit in your lungs just to neutralize the shit in your lungs."

"You just got out of basic training, didn't you? It's pretty obvious you're a rookie. You think you're the center of the universe but you're not. We're just insignificant little specks, you and me. We're not gonna change the world. we're not gonna win the war. Nobody's gonna care when we die."

"Peter Weller as Joe Hendricksson"

"That's right - Pinnochio's not a real little boy!"

"Roy Dupuis as Becker"

"Henry Ramer as Screamers Crawl Narration (voice)"

"The silence of space is about to be shattered."

"Karan Soni – Dopinder"

"Lewis Tan – Shatterstar"

"Aaron Stanford - Pyro"

"Brianna Hildebrand – Negasonic Teenage Warhead"

"I don't know anything about saving worlds. Why would I even care? Because my entire world is right here in this picture. It's only nine people and I have no idea how to save it alone. I know how to fuck people up for money, but you! YOU — know how to save 'em! At least the other Wolverine did... I guess I'm stuck with the worst one!"

"Leslie Uggams – Blind Al"

"Peggy - Dogpool"

"Tyler Mane - Sabretooth"

"Stefan Kapičić – Colossus"

"[after Cassandra uses her powers on him for the first time] My brain could taste your fingers and they tasted like hate! And where in God's name is the intimacy coordinator?!"

"Huh! Paul Rudd finally aged."

"[When Wolverine talks about how Deadpool got Human Torch killed] "Poor kid", he's like 50!"

"This isn't a car! This is a Honda fuckin' Odyssey. Throttle response sucks a cock, dated infotainment system. When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia was making a comeback, they invented the Honda Odyssey to compete!"

"Morena Baccarin – Vanessa"

"I did not lie, I made an educated wish!"

"[To the Resistance] Yes! YES! Let this man cook! This is what I'm talking about; big slow-motion fight, sad music, everybody working together, who knows if you live or die, that sort of thing. Who's ready?!"

"Emma Corrin – Cassandra Nova"

"Matthew McFayden – Paradox"

"Jennifer Garner - Elektra Natchios"

"Dafne Keen - Laura Kinney / X-23"

"Initially, we had a very loose idea of how we would bring Wolverine back in ways that don't necessarily interact or interfere with Logan and that legacy. I know Kevin, like Shawn and I and Hugh, were all very concerned about that. We really needed to protect that and still allow us to tell the most full-throated Wolverine story we could ever imagine, which for us was just a huge nerve-wracking privilege."

"Hugh’s performance gives the movie a gravitas and a raw, soulful quality that is unbelievable, and I can't say much more without spoiling it. It's among the things that differentiate the movie from prior X-Men or Deadpool movies. The duo differentiates it. The fact that Logan is with a comedic engine for the entirety of the movie changes everything."

"Blade: Some motherfuckers still trying to ice-skate uphill."

"(in a post-credit scene; Deadpool is in a TVA control room)"

"I was sitting on a beach, not a care in the world, and for some reason, the thought came into my head: What do you want to do? And the first two things had nothing to do with work—then literally, I thought: Deadpool-Wolverine. I want to do that movie. That’s what I want."

"Ryan Reynolds – Wade Wilson / Deadpool & Nicepool"

"Wesley Snipes - Blade"

"What Gambit's trying to say is, getting Juggernaut's helmet ain't gonna be easy! I-- I'm just making stuff up at this-- Yeah, tilt up to Blade!"

"[Discovering Logan's comics-accurate X-Man suit] Ooh! Look at those jammies. That only took twenty fuckin' years!"

"Alioth is in this thing? From Loki, season 1, episode 5?"