"A small dick's like a disability, man! How would you like to make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Would you?, Come on out you sick fuck. I'll kick the shit outta you, all right?! It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!"

"[reporting live while a student is in the background fooling around] Hello, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book "You're Dead, I'm Rich". A small college town is in shock after the unthinkable has happened. A brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... that's it! [pulls out a gun and shoots the student]... two teens dead and this small town shaken and stirred."

"Okay, chopzilla, listen up, [holds up her thumb] This little piggy went to the market. [holds up her middle finger] This little piggy stayed home... [points at cameraman] And if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddamn camera, I'm gonna shove my foot up his fucking ass - [camera clicks on]"

"Lou Diamond Phillips - Angel Guzman"

"A true story about a modern miracle."

"At a tough school one teacher and one class proved to America they could...Stand and Deliver."

"In 1982, a new troublemaker hit Garfield High... He was tough. He was wild. He was willing to fight. He was the new math teacher."

"Andy García - Ramirez"

"Rosanna DeSoto - Fabiola Escalante"

"Edward James Olmos - Jaime Escalante"

"Timothy Olyphant — Kelly"

"Amanda Swisten — April"

"Sung Hi Lee — Ferrari"

"Nicholas Downs — Bob"

"Donna Bullock — Mrs. Kidman"

"Timothy Bottoms — Mr. Kidman"

"Paul Dano — Klitz"

"Chris Marquette — Eli"

"James Remar — Hugo Posh"

"Elisha Cuthbert — Danielle/Athena"

"Emile Hirsch — Matthew Kidman"

"Matt never saw her coming... but all his friends had!"

"April: [to Klitz] I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute."

"Hugo Posh's Parrot: ' Cradle the balls!"

"[Upon observing the cheerleaders and football players] Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - Fuck, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it."

"You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences."

"[When some high school girls like the idea that Kelly has weed] Hey, you know who's got the killer bud? [hits Klitz] This fucker right here. [Kelly gives Klitz a Ziplock bag filled with Marijuana and suddenly the girls are interested in him]"

"I just gotta fuck something."

"God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!"

"Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! FUCK HER FOR ME! FOR ME!"

"Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?"

"Just go with it."

"[repeated line] What's the craziest thing you've done lately?"

"Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it."

"Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically [mumbling] being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your future, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about."

"[after Kelly gives him ectasy] Oh my God, am I gonna die?!?"

"[while giving Danielle a crumpled paper] I just want you to know that I know who you really are, and you're better than this. [Danielle uncrumples the paper and it is the drawing she made of the girl with lipstick at the table with Matthew]"

"The Yogurt Shoppe, Yogurt Shop-e, what the fuck's a Shop-e?"

"P.J. Prinsloo - Robby Stewart"

"Derek Hamilton - Trent Whalen"

"Tobias Mehler - Andy Effkin"

"Tygh Runyan - Dickie Atkinson"

"Crystal Cass - Lorna Longley"

"A.J. Buckley - Charles 'Chug' Roman"

"Katharine Isabelle - Lindsay Clark"

"Ethan Embry - Allen Clark"