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April 10, 2026
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"When the king is off his arse, nobody sleeps!"
"Holly Hunter - Claudia Larson"
"Robert Downey Jr. - Tommy Larson"
"Cynthia Stevenson - Joanne Larson Wedman"
"Claire Danes - Kitt Larson"
"We'll do it every year..until we get it right"
"Anne Bancroft - Adele Larson"
"Charles Durning - Henry Larson"
"Dylan McDermott - Leo Fish"
"Well, that was absurd. Let's eat dead bird!"
"When you go home, do you wonder: Who are these people?"
"On the fourth Thursday in November, 84 million American families will gather together... And wonder why."
"Geraldine Chaplin - Aunt Gladys"
"[answers the phone] Hello... who?... I never heard of him, consult your directory. [hangs up]"
"Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!"
"Come on. Where is everybody? People are starving in the former Yugoslavia."
"Steve Guttenberg - Walter Wedman"
"Into the house! Everyone! Before we're in the evening news!"
"Shawn Hatosy - Counter Boy"
"Angela Paton - Woman on Airplane"
"Randy Stone - Man in Car"
"Sam Slovick - Jack"
"David Strathairn - Russell Terziak"
"Emily Ann Lloyd - Brittany Lace Wedman"
"Amy Yasbeck - Ginny Johnson Drewer"
"Zach Duhame - Walter Wedman, Jr."
"I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bastards went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us."
"Celeste Lecesne - Ron Drewer"
"Austin Pendleton - Peter Arnold"
"Isaiah Stone - Sonny Dolly"
"Ashlee Thompson - Ashlee Dolly"
"Shelley Waggener - Sonya"
"Sheryl Lee - April"
"Kevin Breznahan - Little Arthur"
"Tate Taylor - Mike Satterfield"
"Garret Dillahunt - Sheriff Baskin"
"Dale Dickey - Merab"
"Lauren Sweetser - Gail Lockrum"
"Cody Shiloh Brown - Floyd"
"John Hawkes - Teardrop Dolly"
"Ronnie Hall - Thump Milton"
"Jennifer Lawrence - Ree Dolly"
"Vincent Cassel – Thomas Leroy"
"Barbara Hershey – Erica Sayers"
"Mila Kunis – Lily"
"[to Nina] Perfection is not just about control. It is also about letting go. Surprise yourself so you can surprise the audience. Transcendence. Very few have it in them."
"Natalie Portman – Nina Sayers"
"Winona Ryder – Beth MacIntyre"
"[to Nina] That was me seducing you. It needs to be the other way around."
"I felt it. Perfect. It was perfect."