"Chanter: The Lord of Murder shall perish. But in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos will be sown from their passage. So sayeth the wise Alaundo."

"Commoner: Miserable day, it is. I think I got Sune's Horizontal Dancing Disease."

"Davaeorn: So the stoic adventurers have found their way down to my lair."

"Davaeorn: Why have you come? Is it to steal my riches? - or perhaps you seek to righteously punish me for my affront to your morality. It matters little, for you will do neither. Before I dispose of you in some horribly gruesome manner perhaps I should introduce myself. I am known as Davaeorn; I would ask you for your names but I care little to become acquainted with the dead."

"Drizzt Do'Urden: I've sparred with demons from the nine hell's themselves, i shall barely break a sweat here today."

"Drizzt Do'Urden: Tis Your Life to waste!"

"Drizzt Do'Urden: DON'T POKE DRIZZT! 'Tis entirely unsociable."

"Duncan: Hey, don't click me! I don't want any trouble!"

"Edwin: Elminster this, Elminster that. Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!"

"Edwin: Please don't disturb me while I'm plotting to overthrow you."

"Edwin: I do not understand this... 'mouse magic' that makes me do thine bidding."

"Edwin (upon Dynaheir's death): Checkmate! The witch is dead!"

"Elminster: Whoa, Lord. It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way."

"Flaming Fist: I AM the law!"

"Garrick (running away): Brave-brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick led the way. Brave-brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick ran away (a reference to the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "Brave Sir Robin ran away" etc.)."

"Generic Ogre: Me will crush you! Crush you to GOO!"

"Generic Ogrillon: You mess with me, you mess with YOU!"

"Gorion: Ah... my child, I am glad I have found you!"

"Gorion: Listen carefully. If we should ever become separated, it is imperative that you make your way to the Friendly Arm Inn. There, you will meet Khalid and Jaheira. They have long been my friends, and you can trust them."

"A den of stinking evil. Cover your nose Boo! We will leave no crevice untouched!"

"(When hiding in shadows) None shall see me, though my battlecry may give me away."

"Lord Binky The Buffoon: You need a new tailor, your clothes are absolutely dreadful!"

"Khalid (running away): Better part of valour! Better part of valour!"

"Ya lil' monkey-spanker."

"Khalid: Click on someone your own size!"

"Jaheira: [when fatigued] I've just about seen enough waking hours, slavedriver."

"The day comes when Tiax will point and click!"

"Mad Arcand: There be pheasants and penguins and booberry trees between the greenest of skies and the whitest of seas (wertle-wertle-wertle-woo, wertle-woooo...)"

"Beggar: *COUGH* ...M-my lung! I-it's flopping all over the dirt! Damn."

"Montaron: What part of "I'm a loner" do ye not understand?!"

"Montaron: Ye goody-goodies make me sick!"

"Most Radiant of Lathander, Kelddath Ormlyr: Don't touch me; I'm super-important!"

"Narrator: You must gather your party before venturing forth."

"Nimbul: I am death, come for thee. Surrender, and thy passage shall be... quicker."

"Nobleman: I thank you for not stealing the pantaloons, and I will thank you kindly not to mention the stuffing in the codpiece."

"Nobleman: Away with you beggar . . . ."

"Noober: Everyone in town used to throw rocks at me and tell me I was annoying. I once knew this guy named Dilby. He threw rocks at me too. Are you gonna throw rocks at me? What about now?"

"Noober: What about now?"

"Portalbendarwinden: Ehhh... insights? Um... Never take raisins from rabbits, never spit in a man's face unless his moustache is on fire, and don't take any wooden knickers unless you've a good supply of salve."

"Priest Of Oghma: These walls contain the world's knowledge."

"Priest of Oghma: Wisdom is only possessed by the learned."

"Quayle: I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T."

"Full plate, and packing steel!"