"Here is where the problem started, you see, after sex and this is something we never knew - Ha ha, why would we? Tony "The Mouth" Donato, a guy quieter an inverted Trappist monk, like to talk."

"Way to go, Chef Boyardumbass!"

"Richard Dreyfuss - Bobby Bartellemeo"

"[narrating] Miami Beach. Used to be the average age around here was, like, 82. And then that broad Madonna decides that this is the place to be, and the next thing you know, everywhere you turn, it's women with big breasts, men with big breasts. Breasts are very big here."

"Matthew Bortlenghi - Young Joey "Bats""

"Jwaundace Candece as JaQuandae"

"Briana Venskus as Precious"

"Alec Rayme as Misha"

"Jeff Chase as Leka"

"Natasha Leggero as Annie"

"Rebecca Koon as Lydia"

"Ron Caldwell as Ron"

"Nelson Bonilla as Pasha"

"James D'Arcy as Mossi Kasic"

"Andy García as Detective Brolin"

"Jon Lajoie as Todd Connors"

"Tom Mardirosian as Georgie"

"I feel like Danny Glover before he got too old for this shit."

"We're the law, bitch."

"That's what you GET!"

"Damon Wayans, Jr. as Justin Miller"

"Jake Johnson as Ryan O'Malley"

"Rob Riggle as Patrol Officer Segars"

"Nina Dobrev as Josie"

"Keegan-Michael Key as Pupa"

"Maria Canals Barrara Mrs. Bobo #2"

"Tom McCleister Ruby"

"Ralph Wilcox Det. Matt Phail"

"Tom Kouchalakos Det. Jenkins"

"Sammy Hernandez Raymond Sanchez"

"Frank Sivero Chu"

"Rocky Giordani Quintero"

"Ray Sharkey Vinnie Fountain"

"Ruby Dee Rachel"

"Holland Taylor Captain Rubio"

"Marc Macaulay Waldo"

"Damn Cilvlians."

"(citing his school's principal for a traffic violation) I'm your worst nightmare: an 8-year-old with a badge."

"McKenna, I'm gonna kill you!"

"Hey, kid, what comes after "L"?"

"Burt Reynolds Det. Nick McKenna"

"We don't have a love/hate relationship. We have a hate/hate relationship."

"Norman D. Golden II Devon Butler"

"Jimmy Shubert - Victor, Jr."

"Jane Krakowski - Irene"