"Listen, we got a higher purpose here, alright? A wakeup call for the Nintendo Generation. We demand free access to data, well, it comes with some responsibility. When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man I put away childish things. [Pause] What... It's Corinthians I, Chapter 13, verse 11, no duh. Come on."

"Look at that pooper. Spandex; it's a privilege, not a right!"

"FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!"

"Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them."

"You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? Well, let me explain the New World Order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are Samurai... the Keyboard Cowboys... and all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle... Moooo."

"God wouldn't be up this late."

"There is no right or wrong, just fun and boring."

"Never fear, I is here."

"Never send a boy to do a woman's job."

"Mess with the best, die like the rest. Hlo"

"Here's 20 nicker, now go buy yourselves a nice big tin of sticky-sticky and fuck off back to Noddyland!"

"Ronnie Williams - Mr. Mort"

"Adie, driving cars that don't belong to them, at 90 miles an hour, on the wrong side of the road, is just starting to take the fucking piss!"

"Buddug Williams - Mrs. Mort"

"Morgan Hopkins - Chip Roberts"

"Brian Hibbard - Dai Rhys"

"Sue Roderick - Lucy Cartwright"

"Jenny Evans - Bonny Cartwright"

"William Thomas - Bryn Cartwright"

"Dorien Thomas - Greyo"

"Dougray Scott - Terry Walsh"

"Di Botche - Jean Lewis"

"Rachel Scorgie - Adie Lewis"

"Huw Ceredig - Fatty Lewis"

"Rhys Ifans - Jeremy Lewis"

"Llŷr Ifans (cred. Llyr Evans) - Julian Lewis"

"Welcome to ugly lovely town"

"An extreme comedy."

"Rugby. Tom Jones. Male Voice Choirs. Shirley Bassey. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogch. Snowdonia. Prince of Wales. Anthony Hopkins. Daffodils. Sheep. Sheep Lovers. Coal. Slate Quarries. The Blaenau Ffestiniog Dinkey-Doo Miniature Railway. Now If That's Your Idea Of Thousands Of Years Of Welsh Culture, You Can't Blame Us For Trying To Liven The Place Up A Little Can You?"

"You're an iffy copper that does a little bit a this, a little bit a that, but knows where to draw the thin blue line right fuckin' wrong, don't ya, Greyo?"

"This glue is for sticking my submarines, not for sticking up your fucking noses! Don't think I don't notice, cos I do. Buy your own fucking glue!"

"I built this club up from nothing, and I fucking loves it!"

"Chiara Caselli - Luisa Harari"

"Wilfred Xander - Belinsky"

"Lutz Winde - Ernst"

"Evelina Meghnagi - Maria"

"Paolo Paoloni - Franco"

"Sam Blitz - Matthew Trevanny"

"Lena Headey - Sarah Trevanny"

"Ray Winstone - Reeves"

"Dougray Scott - Jonathon Trevanny"

"John Malkovich - Tom Ripley"

"The talented Mr Ripley is back. Older. Wiser. More dangerous"

"Older. Wiser. More Talented."

"Hold my watch, because if it breaks, I'll kill everyone on this train."