"I've had me one hell of a day. I've been beat up every time I turn around. But the day I get turned down by a hooker when I got good hard earned cash to pay her with... well, there's only so much a man can take."

"It's one thing for you to play hard to get... but don't go trying to cut my nuts off."

"I know you're angry, baby. And I forgive you for that without you even asking me to."

"I didn't scream, Hartigan. Not once. I didn't scream"

"It's always been you, Hartigan. All these years."

"Let me stay close. Nothing can happen to me when I'm with you. Please? Let me stay close."

"And here I thought you'd forgotten all about me. Me and my dumb letters."

"Wish you coulda dropped by earlier, Jackie-Boy. You coulda met my new boyfriend. Coulda seen what a real man looks like."

"Shut up and keep your hands to yourself or I'll cut your little pecker off!"

"Jackie-Boy, it's a regular African love-fest in here. I got me all five starters and half the bench of the Basin City Blues keeping me company. You feel like taking them on?"

"I don't know about you, but I'm having a ball."

"Dames! Sometimes all they got to do is let it out- and a few buckets later, you'd never know."

"Well, i'm gonna find that son of a bitch that killed you, and i'm gonna give him the hard Goodbye."

"The cops- they're telling me too much. showing up before anybody but me and the killer could know there's been a murder. somebody paid good money for this frame. No reason at all to play it Quiet. No reason to play it anyway but my way."

"Hell's waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here."

"[Last words] Is that the best you can do, you pansies?"

"I got 'em good for you, didn't I, Goldie?"

"I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people."

"Can't kill a man unless you know for sure you ought to."

"Then it hits me like a kick in the nuts: What if I'm wrong? I've got a condition. I get confused sometimes. What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I'd turn into: A maniac? A psycho killer?"

"Patrick Henry Roark. A man of the cloth. Could've become president but chose to serve God, and along the way just happened to become one of the most powerful men in the state. He's brought down mayors and governors like they were nothin'. Even made his rotten brother a US senator. And now here he's gonna die in the name of a dead hooker. More and more I like the sound of it."

"I was pretty steamed about what he had done to Lucille, so I took my time with that son of a bitch. It wasn't until I showed him all of those pieces of himself that he gave me a name."

"When you got a condition, it's bad to forget your medicine."

"Modern cars — they all look like electric shavers."

"Worth dying for. [gunshot] Worth killing for. [gunshot] Worth going to hell for. [final gunshot] Amen. [said while shooting the priest in a church]"

"When I need to find something out, I just go out and find somebody that knows more than me, and I go and I ask them. Sometimes I ask pretty hard."

"There must be a woman, and in "Daredevil" there is one (only one, among all those major make characters, although the fragrant Ellen Pompeo has a slink-on). She is Elektra Natchios (Jennifer Garner), who, like her classical namesake, wants to avenge the death of her father. By day, she is, well, pretty much as she is by night. She and Daredevil are powerfully attracted to each other, and even share some PG-13 sex, which is a relief because when superheroes have sex at the R level, I am always afraid someone will get hurt. There is a rather beautiful scene where he asks her to stand in the rain because his ears are so sensitive they can create an image of her face from the sound of the raindrops."

"Ugo Tognazzi — Mark Hand"

"David Hemmings — Dildano"

"Claude Dauphin — President of Earth"

"Marcel Marceau — Professor Ping"

"Milo O'Shea — Concierge/Durand Durand"

"Anita Pallenberg — The Great Tyrant"

"John Phillip Law — Pygar"

"Jane Fonda — Barbarella"

"Who can save the universe?"

"The space age adventuress whose sex-ploits are among the most bizarre ever seen."

"See Barbarella do her thing!"

"An angel has no memory."

"But you're soft and warm! We're told that Earth beings are cold."

"An angel does not make love, an angel is love."

"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming."

"Coolio - Dante Jackson (director's cut)"

"Kevin Smith - Jack Kirby (Forensic assistant)"

"Ellen Pompeo - Karen Page"