"(All sorority sisters) Omigod, omigod you guys! Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize! If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies. Omigod you guys. Omigod this is happening. Our own homecoming queen and king. Finally she’ll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size. Omigod you guys. Omigod!"

"(Pilar) Okay, everybody signed, good now fall in line, and we’ll start the engagement parade."

"(Serena) Light candles in single file, don’t forget to smile! Lose the gum Kate , you look like the maid. Now prepare to serenade. Shh! (All sorority sisters) Omigod, omigod you guys looks like Elle’s gonna win the prize!"

"(Serena) Shh!"

"(All sorority sisters)If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali-"

"(All sorority sisters) Omigod you guys!"

"(Serena) Guys I’m serious!"

"(Sorority sister) Elle and Warner were meant to be."

"(Sorority sister) Not once ever has he hit on me!"

"(Serena) Shut UP!"

"(Margot) They're just like that couple from Titanic. Only no one dies!"

"(All sorority sisters) Omigod you guys! 2..3..4"

"(All sorority sisters) Daughter of Delta Nu! Soon to be fiance. Now that a man chose you, your life begins today. Make him a happy home. Waste not his hard earned wage. And so he does not roam, strive not to look your age. Still in your hour of need, let it be understood. No man can supersede, our sacred bond of sisterhood! Omigod omigod you guy-"

"(Serena) Guys, she’s not here"

"(Margot) Bruiser where is Elle? She doesn’t have an engagement outfit?! She is totally freaking out?! She’s trapped in the old valley mill?! Oh, whoops sorry. The old valley mall!"

"(All sorority sisters) Omigod dress emergency"

"(Serena) Dont take the freeway"

"(Sorority sister) Hey! Wait for me!"

"(All sorority sisters) No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize"

"(Elle) It’s almost there, but, this dress needs to seal the deal, make a grown man kneel. But it can't come right out and say bride. Can't look like I'm desperate or like I'm waiting for it. Ive gotta leave Warner his pride. So bride is more implied."

"(All sorority sisters) There she is!"

"(Elle) Omigod, omigod you guys! All this week I've had butterflies, everytime he looks at me it's totally proposal eyes! Omigod you guys. So help me dress for my fairy tale. Can't wear something I've bought on sale."

"(Serena) Love is like, forever this is no time to economize"

"(Four girls) Omigod you guys!"

"(Salesgirl) Blondes make commissions so easy. Excuse me, have you seen this, it just came in, it’s perfect for a blonde."

"(Elle) Right, with a half loop stitch on China silk"

"(Salesgirl) Uh-huh"

"(Elle) But the thing is, you can’t use a half loop stitch on china silk, it’ll pucker. And you didn’t just get this in because I saw it in last May’s Vogue"

"(Elle) I’m not about to buy last years dress at this years price"

"(All sorority sisters) Elle saw right through that salesgirls lies"

"(Elle) It may be perfect for a blonde , but I’m not that blonde. I may be in love but I’m not stupid, lady I’ve got eyes"

"(Other salesgirl) Omigod. Elle woods! Sorry our mistake, Courtney, take your break, Just ignore her she hasn’t been well. Try this latest from Milan, go on try it on, I take care of my best clientele, it’s a gift from me to Elle!"

"(Elle) Omigod, omigod you guys. This ones perfect! And it’s just my size. See, dreams really do come true you never have to compromise! Omigod."

"(All sorority sisters) Omigod omigod you guys. Let’s go home before someone cries! If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies. Cause we love you guys"

"(Elle) No, I love you guys!"

"(All sorority sisters) Omigod"

"(Elle) Omigod"

"(Warner) We both know why we're here. I see it in your eyes. I guess it calms my fear. To know it's not a surprise. Take one look at you, looking like a dream come true. Would leave me speachless like you always do. But know we're wide awake, and have some plans to make. Let's take some action baby. Now baby give me your hand. We've got some dreams to make true."

"(Warner) It's time to get serious, time to get serious, with you."

"(Elle) I never thought that I... (Warner spoken) uh honey... I'm not finished."

"(Warner) Since I was two or three, my life was planned out neat! I'd get my law degree, and then win my senate seat. A great big house out east. All of the amenities. Three kids at least just like the Kennedy's!"

"(Warner) Serious, got to get up and take our journy. Serious telling you know as a future attorney. You want the moon and sky! Well take it don't be shy! Baby that's why you and I. Should break up!"

"(Elle, expecting proposal) Yes baby I'll give you my hand, wait WHAT!"

"(Warner spoken) Elle, if I want to be a senator by the time I'm 30 I need somebody, (sung) Serious, less of a Marilyn more of a Jackie. Serious somebody classy and not to tacky! Ok that came out wrong. Now baby let's both be strong, I mean we knew all along!"

"(Delta Nus) Daughter of Delta Nu, sweetheart, it's been twelve days! Please let us help you through!"

"(Margot) She' eating Milky Ways!"

"(Delta Nus) Aagh!"

"(Pilar) Tell me those are fun-sized. I think he should be shot."

"Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too."