"The People Eater: We are down thirty thousand units of gasoline, nineteen canisters of nitro, twelve assault bikes, seven pursuit vehicles: the deficit mounts— and now sir, you have us stuck in a quagmire!"

"Rictus Erectus: I had a baby brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!"

"The First History Man: [onscreen text] Where must we go... we who wander the wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"The Splendid Angharad: Who killed the world?"

"Nathan Jones - Rictus Erectus"

"We were going to do an anime before it was delayed a second time when we were rained out of Australia. But because we were delayed that didn't happen, and so we've got that script, and we've got another one."

"Ms. Giddy: We are not things. We're not things!"

"Slit: Mediocre Morsov! Mediocre!"

"[referring to her unborn child] Warlord Junior. He's gonna be so ugly."

"[to Max] I thought you weren't insane anymore."

"All this for a family squabble. Healthy babies."

"[referring to Max] He's a crazy smeg who eats schlanger!"

"Umm Guys there right behind me aren't they?"

"Cheedo! We are not things!"

"[blind, waving two MP5 guns] I am the scales of justice! Conductor of the choir of death! Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! [shooting blindly] Sing, Brothers! Sing! Sing!"

"Angharad, is that just the wind, or is that a furious vexation?"

"Zoë Kravitz - Toast the Knowing"

"I live. I die. I live again!"

"Slit: By my deeds I honour him, V8."

"I never thought I'd do something as shine as that!"

"Out here, everything hurts."

"You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run."

"You're sitting on two thousand horse power of nitro-boosted war machine."

"[to an unconscious Furiosa] Max. My name is Max. Mm. Mmm. Mm. Mmm. That's my name."

"Fuck! How much more can they take from me? They got my blood, now it's my car!"

"You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane."

"I am your redeemer! It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!"

"[to Furiosa] Look, it'll be a hard day. But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days' ride that way... there's nothing but salt. [points back] At least that way, we might be able to, together, come across some kind of redemption."

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence."

"I am the one who runs from both the living and the dead, hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, a man reduced to a single instinct: survive."

"Ah, MEDIOCRE!"

"You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome!"

"If I'm going to die, I'm going to die historic, on the fury road!"

"Oh, what a day! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!"

"I am the man who grabs the sun, riding to Valhalla! Witness me, blood bag! Witness!"

"Jack Palance — Yves Perret"

"Teri Hatcher — Katherine "Kiki" Tango (Ray's sister)"

"[Narrating] My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once I was a cop, a road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy: me, or everyone else."

"Kurt Russell — Gabriel Cash"

"Two of L.A.'s top rival cops are going to have to work together... even if it kills them."

"Sylvester Stallone — Ray Tango"

"Mr. Tango has spoken very eloquently....and I wish I could be as forgiving.....but I can't.....because this whole thing.....FUCKING SUCKS!!!"

"Malcolm McDowell as Marcus Kane"

"Alexander Siddig as John Hatcher"

"David O'Hara as Michael Canaris"

"Bob Hoskins as Bill Nelson"

"Can you hear that? The hounds are hungry! It's feeding time at the fucking zoo!"

"This is our city! Whoever they send here, we're gonna catch them! We're gonna cook them! And we're gonna eat them!"

"Craig Conway as Sol"

"Rhona Mitra as Eden Sinclair"