"You know, I just keep thinking about my poor parents– what they must have been through. Why? Because I was sitting in my hideout, too afraid to finish the game?"

"Welcome to Jumanji, Nigel Billingsley at your service."

"[Franklin "Moose" Finbar: Who's this? Who's Alan Parrish?] He's the guy who built this place. [Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Wait, you mean other people have been stuck here, too?] Yeah, I mean, This is Alan Parrish's house, I'm just living in it."

"Seaplane McDonough reporting for duty. Let's go, people."

"I'm so stoked you guys are here."

"Guess I'm Ruby Roundhouse."

"[Dr. Smolder Bravestone: What if we didn't go back? I just– I like being like this with you.] Then let's be like this, every day. Just come home."

"Venom's my weakness."

"Hey! Person walking!"

"Maybe we should take the school bus."

"Are you gonna help. Or are you too pretty?"

"You are the badass."

"You gotta connect the flight control rod to the swashplate under the rotors!"

"I'm into you too, Spencer."

"Guys, I've been trying to cross this canyon for, like, 20 years. Do you realize how huge this is? [Gets bitten in the neck by mosquito] Mosquito– [Collapses]"

"Dance fighting? Is that even a thing?"

"Wait, what happens if we use up all our lives?"

"[Spencer Gilpin: Franklin "Moose" Finbar.] Hmm. Sounds like a badass."

"Oh, my god, we're in different people's bodies!"

"What’s up? Mouse Finbar. Zoologist. Zoologist and– and backpack guy."

"Did she twisted her ankle maybe?"

"Like what she said."

"No, I ain't drunk, bitch."

"What's wrong with her?"

"Excuse me! I'm the one that was a human sacrifice!"

"How is strength my weakness?"

"WHY AM I RUNNING SO SLOW?!"

"Am I shaking?"

"Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the JUNGLE?"

"Do you guys like to dance?"

"We always only have one life, man."

"Strength is my weakness."

"BLACK MAMBA!!! That's a black mamba! A quarter milligram of its venom is enough to kill an adult. You'll feel a tingling in your mouth and extremities, followed by a fever, foaming at the mouth, and ataxia, which means loss of muscle control. HOW DO I KNOW THAT?!"

"Yes. Cake is my weakness."

"YOU JUST PUSHED ME OUT THE HELICOPTER, JACKASS!"

"That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. HOW DO I KNOW THIS?!"

"I'll be Shelly Oberon, the curvy genius."

"I'm too pretty."

"I should kick the shit out you, right now. [Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I like to see you try.]"

"Go get that girl, Dr. Bravestone."

"Now flirt like our lives depend on it, 'cause they do."

"Remember, you're the missing piece."

"Does anyone know how to do CPR?"

"Guys, I think it's a staring contest."

"That sucks."

"Wait a second, where's my phone?"

"Don't let this new body get your butt whooped."

"Where's the rest of me?"

"I want Alex to come home, too."