"[Poon Dong is driven around with him all dressed up and trying to get women's attentions, to Asian women] Hey, I got five dollars says you blow me for twenty bucks. Oh, stop. Stop right here. Stop right here. Hey, baby. Hey. Hey, baby. How you doing? I'm doing okay, baby. Yeah? How you doing? What you need? You know what I need. Come on. Come on, Daddy."

"[To Eve] Look, baby. All right, I'm tryin' to be cool to you, but I will drop the hammer. [Holds up hand in a manner implying domestic violence] You want me to drop the hammer, baby? [Gets thrown onto a parked car by Eve of unexplained superhuman strength]"

"I can bet on my grandma's coochie, he's at the horse track!"

"Amy Smart as Eve Lydon"

"You want sticky me? [Starts humping Chev]"

"[Ria catches Chev and Eve embracing at the strip club after gun fight] Who the fuck crack bitch? Take your slutty paws off my handsome!"

"No fucky sucky for you asshole!"

"[To Chev, dry humping him] You need me like Whitney Houston, dude!"

"[To his gang hitmen posse] No. We need his ass alive. Chev Chelios. Let's save some bullets, dude."

"Efren Ramirez as Venus"

"[Chico's cohorts throws Chelios unconscious body into vehicle trunk] Fuck you, Chelios!"

"[To Chev, about Venus after getting ejected from vehicle after suffering a seizure attack] Your friend has the gay condition. [Laughs]"

"Chev, I'm a certified heart surgeon. Well, I was. Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's vaginal rejuvenation procedure in our basement. That's irrelevant right now. The point is, if you get hold of your heart, I'm reasonably sure I can put it back in for you."

"[To Poon Dong realizing his honey trapping folly, holds up surgical instruments in surgical gloves] Confucius say, "Karma's a bitch"."

"[Peering into Johnny's cooler] This isn't my fucking pumper! Becomes deeply revulsed] What is that? What kind of sick freak carries around something like this in a box? I am shocked to my fuckin' core. You have got some big problems, motherfucker. [Drops cooler on ground] What the fuck is that?"

"[To mistress Chocolate backtalking over a favor request] Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch?"

"[Catches up with Johnny Vang after chase] Did I just drop some change... [grabs Johnny Vang by neck] ...or did I hear a chink?"

"[Upon seeing guys using a shock collar on their dog] You pair of sausage nigels! How do you sleep at night?"

"You my nigga. Can't get no bigger. L.A. Underground, we're like a family, man. We a freak-ass family, but we family, all right? We look out for our own."

"[Chico pisses in the wake of a motorboat] Massive homo cunt!"

"[Hallucinations of blunt force-induced concussion, male voices] Fuck you Chelios! Hey fuck you Chelios! Fuck you Chelios! [Female voice] Fucking fuck your balls Chelios! [Male voices] Yo Chelios, fuck you! Fuck off Chelios! Fuck off Cheli-fucking-os!"

"[To Chev] You are my shiny lunch box."

"He treated me like his hot little whore."

"I know where Johnny Vang go!"

"In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting, and yet corroborated by at least a dozen eyewitnesses, a white male apparently fell from the sky above downtown Los Angeles today, landed in the middle of a busy intersection, destroying one vehicle and hospitalizing its elderly driver, and then was removed from the scene before emergency personnel could respond. Without a body, the police have yet to piece together the events of a day that can only be described as...implausible. Reports of a second body landing in the Boyle Heights area have yet to be confirmed and are being treated as the bullshit they most likely are."

"Nicole Kidman — Atlanna"

"Temuera Morrison — Tom Curry"

"Martin Short — Kingfish"

"Amber Heard — Mera"

"Randall Park — Dr. Stephen Shin"

"Dolph Lundgren — King Nereus"

"Jason Momoa — Arthur Curry / Aquaman"

"Patrick Wilson — Orm Marius / Ocean Master"

"Protect. (Aquaman)"

"Vengeance. (Black Manta)"

"Redeem. (Orm)"

"I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm not that popular with pirates."

"Two worlds, one legend."

"Four years ago, I was basically unemployed. A wanderer with no home. But now, I’m a husband, and a father, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Oh, yeah. I finally got a job. I'm the King of Atlantis."

"— David Kane / Black Manta"

"I don't know what lies ahead, but we can't leave our children in a world without hope."

"GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE!"

"No one hits my brother but me."

"He came after my wife, so I'm gonna pull his tongue out of his butt."

"I was gonna kill you last. Thanks for dropping by and making it easy."

"[Last words] Never."

"Okay, doc, you want to know my plan so bad. Here it is. I’m gonna kill Aquaman and destroy everything he holds dear. I’m gonna murder his family and burn his kingdom to ash. I will avenge my father. Even if I have to make a deal with the devil to do it. David, you can’t trust the trident. I never draw this blade unless it’s gonna taste blood. Pray I never show it to you again."

"It's the Black Trident. During King Atlan's time, there were seven kingdoms. And the trident was a curse upon them all."