"Listen. Here's something I've learned the hard way. Popularity is just some ridiculous concept that ruins people's lives. Truth is, you're the lucky ones. I'm envious of all of you. Despite being rejected, you all have stayed true to yourselves. I've always done everything in my power to fit in. And I'll admit my reasons for doing this are pathetic. My popular boyfriend leaves me for my popular best friend. Big deal, right? But it's not too late to correct the errors of my ways. I don't deserve your trust. But I do want to change things. Together we can make a statement."

"Cheri Oteri as Christine Datner"

"Richard Karn as Murphy Datner"

"Mercedes Ruehl as Mother"

"Are you an investor in this place? Let the guys get fucked up."

"Danielle Campbell as Maddy Datner"

"Death to Prom"

"Lizzo as Liz"

"Lili Reinhart as Annabelle"

"Sheila Vand as Monica"

"Sam Eidson as Dwayne"

"Matthew Gray Gubler as Chip"

"AnnaLynne McCord as Liza"

"Alisha Boe as Violet"

"Lucy Faust as Skinny"

"Eric Podnar as Leroy"

"Magic lives behind every door."

"I'm tired of living like this Chip. I'm tired of living like *this*. You shovel shit for a living, I suck dick. I'm sick of it. What do you want out of life Chip?"

"Don't even think about it, skank. Now, listen up, you little emo cunt. I heard what you were saying to my boyfriend. You have got some nerve, but this, this is my money. If you want my money, you're gonna take it from me, not him. You think it's going to be easy to do that because you wear black make-up and cut yourself to sleep? You think you can take me because I'm a pretty girl? Well, go ahead, try it. I am begging you. The day that I've had, I'm just looking for an excuse to put somebody in a coffin. Though, by the looks of it, you'd probably like that. So, what's it gonna be, Hot Topic? 40 bucks worth of gas, or 200 bucks worth of whoop-ass?"

"Vanessa Anne Williams as Rose Rita Pottinger"

"Braxton Bjerken as Woody Mingo"

"You're invited somewhere timeless."

"Discover a place where magic lives."

"Lorenza Izzo as Mother"

"Jesus, how did I sleep so late? Oh! My head feels like a drank a fifth of whiskey! What did you do to me last night, Violet? Fuck. Violet? [Gets up and realizes a party was held in his room] No. No. No. No. No. Violet? [Goes in bathroom and discovers Violet's corpse in bathtub] Shit! Fuck! Oh, fuck! Shit! Fuck! Where's my fucking clothes?! You fucking thorough-ass cunt! Hallelujah, you're fucked, Chip! You're so fucking stupid, Chip! Every time a pretty face pops up your brain turns into a goddamn potato! Shit! Calm down! Calming down in three, two, one! Get calm! Get it fucking together! Fuck! No! Liza!"

"Bradley|Hallie Grace Bradley as Amy"

"Sunny Suljic as Tarby Corrigan"

"Peter Jaymes Jr. as Fatty (as Peter Jaymes)"

"Jack Black as Jonathan Barnavelt"

"[While Jonathan is playing the saxophone, to Lewis] Be a dear: fetch a knife and stab me in the ears."

"Cate Blanchett as Florence Zimmerman"

"Owen Vaccaro as Lewis Barnavelt"

"[Upon being surrounded by possessed pumpkins] Don't worry, their teeth are made of pumpkin, they can't really hurt us. [Pumpkin projectile vomits in his face] Okay, I made that one up."

"[A host of pumpkin monsters appear, but she blasts them] God, I hate pumpkins."

"[Upon being surrounded by possessed pumpkins] Oh, my giddy aunt."

"Kyle MacLachlan as Isaac Izard"

"Renée Elise Goldsberry as Selena Izard"

"We don't know where the clock is or what it does, except something horrible. No, we gotta do the responsible thing: lie to the kid."

"Colleen Camp as Mrs. Hanchett"

"James Moses Black as Clint"

"A film by Trent Haaga"

"Chip's problem is that he can't say no to beautiful women"

"Michael Beasley as Officer Stevens"

"Fans of wicked women may have a new cult favorite (Los Angeles Times)"

"David Maldonado as Ken Mckenzie"

"A rock-n-roll rollercoaster of a movie punctuated with deranged human beings doing awful, awful things (Film School Rejects)"

"Ajay Mehta as Sam"