"You’re very lucky to be invited up to Frank’s Laboratory, some people would give their right arm for the privilege. (People like you?) Ha! I’ve seen it!"

"[singing] Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him I said, 'Hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity', but he locked the door and threw away the key."

"[singing] It was great when it all began/ I was a regular Frankie fan."

"My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again! I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing! You're like a sponge, you take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion! Yeah, well, I've had enough! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named 'cause of the rocks in his head!"

"He's okay!"

"[watching Brad and Janet being stripped to their underwear.] Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush!"

"[singing.] Well I was walking down the street, just a-havin' a think/ When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink! He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise/ He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes! He stared at me and I felt a change/ Time meant nothin', never would again!"

"Tell us about it, Janet!"

"But I thought you liked them! ...They liked you."

"I ask for nothing! ...Master."

"[frustrated] Ahh, I grow weary of this world! When do we return to Transylvania, huh?!"

"[bangs gong.] Master! Dinner is prepared!"

"Come along, the master doesn't like to be kept waiting. [beat.] Shift it!"

"[singing]It's so dreamy / Oh, fantasy, free me! / So you can't see me / No, not at all. In another dimension, / With voyeuristic intention, / Well secluded, I see all."

"You're lucky. He's lucky. I'm lucky! WE'RE ALL LUCKY! [laughs.]"

"How sentimental...And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said WE were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading; but, you see, you are to remain here...in spirit, anyway."

"[After answering the door for Brad and Janet] Hellooo... [After thunder and lightning flash] I think perhaps you better both...come inside."

"On a night out... (It was a Day's Inn) it was a night out they were going to remember (For how long?) for a very long time."

"[Last spoken lines.] And crawling (Where?) on the planet's face, (What did you have for breakfast?) some insects (How'd you run your phone bill up so high?) called the human race. (Where's your neck?) Lost in time, (What's your favorite TV show?) lost in space... (What does this film lack?) and meaning."

"[reading from dictionary] "Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state." It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed... its slave."

"It's just a jump to the left."

"I would like (You would, wouldn't you?), if I may (You may not.), to take you (Where?) on a strange journey. (How strange was it? It was so strange, they made a movie about it!)"

"Well, really, That’s no way to behave on your first day out… but, uhmm, since your such an exceptional beauty, I’m prepared to forgive you."

"'Cause I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home."

"[singing] Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it!"