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April 10, 2026
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"Star-studded cast trapped in a plunging airplane... And only a death-defying rescue mission can save them!"
"Something hit us... The crew is dead... Help us, please, please help us!"
"Barbara Hale – Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest"
"Dana Wynter – Cindy Bakersfeld"
"Lloyd Nolan – Harry Standish"
"Barry Nelson – Capt. Anson Harris"
"Maureen Stapleton – Inez Guerrero"
"Van Heflin – D. O. Guerrero"
"Helen Hayes – Ada Quonsett"
"George Kennedy – Joe Patroni"
"Jacqueline Bisset – Gwen Meighen"
"Jean Seberg – Tanya Livingston"
"Dean Martin – Capt. Vernon Demerest"
"Burt Lancaster – Mel Bakersfeld"
"The #1 novel of the year - now a motion picture!"
"When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of."
"My late husband played the violin. Not professionally, but he was very good. He once played the Minute Waltz in 58 seconds."
"Nice going sweetheart (as he taps the fuselage of the damaged plane)"
"That's one nice thing about the 707. It can do everything but read."
"Aww, a tractor-trailer jack-knifed and flipped over. It's laying on its side like a drunken dinosaur."
"Hold the whipped cream; I just had a dessert."
"I'll be back in time if I have to pull that plane out with my teeth!"
"Okay. But you keep those dinky toys out of my hair and away from this plane for 15 minutes, maybe less. I'll DRIVE it out."
"The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!"
"Mike Henry - Rassmeusen"
"Charles Tyner - Unger"
"John Steadman - Pop"
"Harry Caesar - Granville"
"James Hampton - Caretaker"
"Michael Conrad - Nate Scarboro"
"Ed Lauter - Captain Knauer"
"Eddie Albert - Warden Hazen"
"Burt Reynolds - Paul "Wrecking" Crewe"
"It's Survival of the Fiercest and Funniest"
"First Down...And Ten Years To Go."
"Alright men, now here's the play we're gonna use. I don't think the guards know this formation. It's called 'incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead.' Remember, any man you tackle gets an elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth."
"You know what my problem has been all my life? I've always had my shit together. Always. My problem's been I couldn't lift it."
"George A. Jones - Big George"
"Ray Nitschke - Bogdanski"
"Robert Tessier - Connie Shokner"
"Richard Kiel - Samson"
"Joe Kapp - Walking Boss"
"Bernadette Peters - Warden's Secretary"
"Jim Nicholson - Ice Man"
"Tommy Madden as One-Eyed Midget"
"Steve Whitmire as Robin the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Baskerville the Hound, Boppity, Statler, Timmy Monster, Mel, Louis Kazagger, Purple Heap and Zeke"
"Dave Goelz as The Great Gonzo, Doglion Beast, Zoot, Beauregard and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew"
"Richard Hunt as Scooter, Janice, Sweetums and Bubba"
"Jerry Nelson as Crazy Harry, Uncle Deadly, Floyd Pepper, Lew Zealand and Slim Wilson"
"Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Animal, Marvin Suggs, Sam the Eagle and Gramps"