Baldur's Gate series

"[upon final battle in Hell] The darkness has already taken you, foolish one, yet you refuse to close your eyes! Let us help you onwards to your final rest! L'il alurl! For Shar!!"

"[Commenting on a dead monk] See the markings on this rivvil, ? I have seen the Handmaidens inflict similar defilements on their victims. His death is most permanent - and his last moments most unpleasant."

"Raised as a child in the cloistered confines of Candlekeep, emerged from these humble beginnings to become one of the most powerful mortals to ever set foot upon the face of Toril."

"Saving the city of Baldur's Gate, defeating the mad mage Jon Irenicus, preserving the Tree of Life... such heroic accomplishments are mere footnotes in the epic tale of , greatest of the Children of Bhall!"

"If you care to listen, I can give you a small preview of what I'm going to say about those people who have the glory of adventuring with you."

"Those who knew Aerie as the frightened little girl in the circus would be amazed at her transformation. Few beings in the history of the Realms have become as powerful in both priestly and wizardly magics as this innocent elf."

"Combining the might of a fierce warrior with the compassion of a true priest of Helm, Anomen Delryn's fame and accomplishments have brought honor and glory to his family name."

"Cernd is truly the most powerful druid still to walk the material plane. Few defenders of the balance have seen such stalwart guardians of the natural order."

"Edwin Odesseiron, arcane master of the darkest necromancy... the Thayvian wizard's very name strikes fear into the hearts of most mortals."

"There are few who can match the arts of Haer'Dalis, whether he be twirling blades in combat, unleashed powerful magic on his foes, or invoking the spirit of a legendary hero on stage."

"From an anonymous childhood in the monastery at Candlekeep Imoen stepped forth, a young woman with the blood of an immortal in her veins, and the power of an archmage at her command."

"Out of all the great warriors to come from the ranks of the dwarves, Korgan is one whose name and terrible deeds are already achieving legendary status. Pray that your path does not cross the gruff battlerager's, for never has a more efficient killer walked the planes."

"Jaheira combines the talents of her warrior training and her druid beliefs, making her one of the most powerful guardians of the balance to ever walk the world."

"Combining the stealth and guile of a master thief with the power of a great illusionist, Jan Jansen is not one to lightly dismiss. In an already-infamous gnomish family, word of Jan's exploits, have spread across the breadth of Faerun and will likely grow into the greatest Jansen legends of the future. [strangely no response from Jan]"

"Nalia has grown from the roguish young daughter of the de'Arnise Duke, barely trained in the magical arts, to one of the most fearsome mages to grace the land. Lady Nalia challenges the likes of Elminster and Alustriel for both power and a desire to do good."

"Err... Sarevok? You mean *the* Sarevok? He's with you?"

"The fierce and deadly servant of Shar has achieved the sort of immortal fame enjoyed by only one other drow in Faerun, and while Drizzt Do'Urden is a hero of the first magnitude, Viconia's name will forever be uttered with hushed respect... none of Shar's faithful has ever been more feared."

"Hii-YAA! Heh heh, tourists love that stuff..."

"I could dance on the head of a pin, as well."

"Very well... (sigh) Hii-ya."

"I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one."

"Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos? Okay, Mr. Psycho gnome, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but we're really not interested in your rock garden."

"Sorry, Aldeth, but we're siding with the druids. They have this great Aloe-Vera balm they are giving away samples of, and my armor has been chafing a bit, ya know?"

"No, we're not mercenaries. We just carry weapons and kill things for the joy of the experience."

"(to Portalbendarwinden): Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself CLEAR?!"

"For your information, a number of important sociological and psychological theorists have posited that stores exist in an intermediate space, neither private nor public in nature but combining elements of both. Displays in store windows, for instance, can best be viewed as mental constructs projected onto the public consciousness as a means of engendering mass conformity derived solely from the supposedly private domain of consumer choice.........."

"Why are you so fat?"

"Utterly amazing! You spoke so long, but you didn't say anything."

"You know what I always say? "Always kill the mouthy one", that's what I always say."

"Thank you for the compliment. Shall we kill you now or would you rather beg for a time?"

"(Facetiously) I am Dinkamus Littlelog and I come in search of the holy groundhog."

"(When caught stealing) DIE! POND SCUM!"

"(Facetiously) We're a horde of rampaging Tarrasques! Krie! Krie!"

"(to Maple Willow Aspen) So, your parents were very fond of trees?"

"(Facetiously) I am Foolio Displasius, Destroyer of the Seven Suns! Raagh!"

"(to Quayle) How could I refuse? Watch me. Taketh thou a hike!"

"Poor little gnome. My heart bleeds. Yours will too."

"(Interrupting Melissan as she explains Saradush's situation) I'm going to go out on a limb and guess it's my job to get everyone out from this "trap"."

"Fine, I'll do all the actual work. As usual."

"(To Minsc) You stand as inspiration. You are practically the Avatar of Buttkicking."

"(Before attacking the dragon Saladrex) Is it true that dragon meat tastes like chicken? Never mind, I’ll find out for myself."

"We all know this is going to end in violence. Let's just cut right to the good stuff."

"Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy"