"Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think 'Ooh, those are some nice pant…"

"One year I went to the Unholy Masquerade dressed as Whoopi Goldberg from Sister Act 1 and Sister Act 2: Back in the H…"

"[talking about re-uniting with his now-elderly love, Katherine] Some people freak out a bit about the age difference.…"

"When you become a vampire, you become very…sexy. [gestures to himself]"

"I don't think Nick should have become a vampire. He's such a dick."

"[to Nick] This is what happens when you're a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother and father. All you…"

"We're vampires. We don't put down towels."

"[about Stu] At first I wanted to kill him, but now I'm glad I spent time to get to know him."

"[Nick and Deacon quarrel, Nick runs away by turning into a bat, Deacon chases after him by also turning into a bat] O…"

"So it's 6pm in the nighttime, which is when I wake up. This is always really scary part for me [slowly peeks out of c…"